@chlostar11.bsky.social
Who the FUCK shot Professor Wilson AGAINST HIS BEST WISHES???
If I have one regret in this life it’s that I didn’t use my face card to get enough free stuff
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If I have one regret in this life it’s that I didn’t use my face card to get enough free stuff
Being super calm all the time is some colonizer shit, you’re not “well regulated,” you’re actually just a dick
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Being super calm all the time is some colonizer shit, you’re not “well regulated,” you’re actually just a dick
Is there a way for me to marry Ben Barnes
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is there a way for me to marry Ben Barnes
I love when boys are friends
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love when boys are friends
I don’t want to be hot, I want to be evil
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t want to be hot, I want to be evil
Re-reading Six of Crows, looking forward to being emotionally destroyed all over again, what a treat
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Re-reading Six of Crows, looking forward to being emotionally destroyed all over again, what a treat
Has anyone here even had a soufflé. Are they even any good.
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Has anyone here even had a soufflé. Are they even any good.
“If your life was a sitcom I would watch it” girl that is not a compliment I am STRUGGLING
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“If your life was a sitcom I would watch it” girl that is not a compliment I am STRUGGLING
Ok let’s get back to the hate. WET SOCKS. If you didn’t just cringe at the thought of that then we will never understand each other on a fundamental level and I don’t care to know you. Trench foot havin-ass motherfucker
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ok let’s get back to the hate. WET SOCKS. If you didn’t just cringe at the thought of that then we will never understand each other on a fundamental level and I don’t care to know you. Trench foot havin-ass motherfucker
Apparently Jane Austen liked to follow what was happening with celebrities, she’s just like me fr
October 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Apparently Jane Austen liked to follow what was happening with celebrities, she’s just like me fr
How am I doing? I’m considering putting on a one-woman show about everything that just happened over the last two weeks. If that tells you anything
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How am I doing? I’m considering putting on a one-woman show about everything that just happened over the last two weeks. If that tells you anything
On my Cassandra shit again
October 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
On my Cassandra shit again
Hey yo FUCK Thomas Edison
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hey yo FUCK Thomas Edison
Why do pop stars who dance a lot prefer holding a mic??? Is there a specific reason for that??? I thought that’s what like, headsets were for???
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why do pop stars who dance a lot prefer holding a mic??? Is there a specific reason for that??? I thought that’s what like, headsets were for???
*smh* Mr. 305 would never do this to me
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*smh* Mr. 305 would never do this to me
I’m reading The Fifth Season trilogy, if you are into extremely well-written bummers put it at the top of your list. Like if you enjoyed the experience of reading Oryx and Crake, this one’s for you
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m reading The Fifth Season trilogy, if you are into extremely well-written bummers put it at the top of your list. Like if you enjoyed the experience of reading Oryx and Crake, this one’s for you
Friendly reminder that if you have winter routines (vitamin D, light therapy) you should start them NOW. This is still a hate post- there’s not much I hate more than when the homies are/have SAD
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Friendly reminder that if you have winter routines (vitamin D, light therapy) you should start them NOW. This is still a hate post- there’s not much I hate more than when the homies are/have SAD
I don’t hate Peppa Pig but I am furious at Daddy Pig’s incompetence. In fact, almost all the adult men on that show are idiots. Just setting these kids up to expect weaponized incompetence from the men in their lives. Do better, Mr. Pig
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don’t hate Peppa Pig but I am furious at Daddy Pig’s incompetence. In fact, almost all the adult men on that show are idiots. Just setting these kids up to expect weaponized incompetence from the men in their lives. Do better, Mr. Pig
Listen I know I’m late on this but why wasn’t anyone talking about how bad the movie Madagascar was, I just watched it and I can’t believe everyone just let this movie happen
August 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Listen I know I’m late on this but why wasn’t anyone talking about how bad the movie Madagascar was, I just watched it and I can’t believe everyone just let this movie happen
My next target: knowledge. It is a curse and a burden. Crawl your way out from under the cinderblock of knowing things. Set yourself free
August 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My next target: knowledge. It is a curse and a burden. Crawl your way out from under the cinderblock of knowing things. Set yourself free
This is now a hate account and I will start by saying I fucking hate Kentucky Bluegrass and grass lawns in general, don’t even get me STARTED on golf courses, water-sucking misogyny cesspits
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is now a hate account and I will start by saying I fucking hate Kentucky Bluegrass and grass lawns in general, don’t even get me STARTED on golf courses, water-sucking misogyny cesspits
Me in the cafe lookin for some hot goss
July 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me in the cafe lookin for some hot goss
My roommate is training her dog to “kiss Aunt Chlo goodnight” so yeah I’d say my home life is pretty good
June 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My roommate is training her dog to “kiss Aunt Chlo goodnight” so yeah I’d say my home life is pretty good
God I hate Thomas Edison
June 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
God I hate Thomas Edison
I love my friends because they’ll be having a very serious conversation and I’ll hold up a drawing I’m working on and they’ll go “oh, very nice” and then go back to talking about where their deep seated fear of confrontation comes from
May 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I love my friends because they’ll be having a very serious conversation and I’ll hold up a drawing I’m working on and they’ll go “oh, very nice” and then go back to talking about where their deep seated fear of confrontation comes from