Boobsy Snickerdoodle
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I told a guy my bush was “super natural” which is true but he heard it as “supernatural” so he thought I had a magical pussy which is also true
DIVORCED GUY: I never know when it’s the right time to tell a woman that I have kids
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
DIVORCED GUY: I never know when it’s the right time to tell a woman that I have kids
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
ME: Sometime before I licked your butthole would have been nice
I saw a horse when I was 12 and my mom was like “he’s a boy” and I was like “yeah I noticed” and she was like 😳 and I was like 😳
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I saw a horse when I was 12 and my mom was like “he’s a boy” and I was like “yeah I noticed” and she was like 😳 and I was like 😳
ME: [wiping a random guy’s jizz off my face] Thank god he didn’t pay me, that would be degrading
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
ME: [wiping a random guy’s jizz off my face] Thank god he didn’t pay me, that would be degrading
Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
“Today is my cheat day,” she explained, eating Häagen-Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream off a married man’s balls
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Today is my cheat day,” she explained, eating Häagen-Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream off a married man’s balls
If I’ve been sexting this guy for like 3 years and he’s only been married for 1 year, isn’t he technically cheating on me with his wife
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If I’ve been sexting this guy for like 3 years and he’s only been married for 1 year, isn’t he technically cheating on me with his wife
I think two adult friends can take a shower together just for fun and it’s totally cute and nice, but his girlfriend insists on being weird about it
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think two adult friends can take a shower together just for fun and it’s totally cute and nice, but his girlfriend insists on being weird about it
Hate when boys pull that trick at the movies where you reach over to grab their dick and you get a handful of popcorn instead 😡😡😡
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hate when boys pull that trick at the movies where you reach over to grab their dick and you get a handful of popcorn instead 😡😡😡
If you’re going to have a threesome with your roommate you need to set some ground rules. Like if I just licked cum off your tits, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you’re going to have a threesome with your roommate you need to set some ground rules. Like if I just licked cum off your tits, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
ME: It happens whenever I sleep in a tank top! My boobs just escape out the sides.
PRINCIPAL: First of all, you’re not supposed to sleep in chemistry class.
PRINCIPAL: First of all, you’re not supposed to sleep in chemistry class.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ME: It happens whenever I sleep in a tank top! My boobs just escape out the sides.
PRINCIPAL: First of all, you’re not supposed to sleep in chemistry class.
PRINCIPAL: First of all, you’re not supposed to sleep in chemistry class.
HIM: Not to put pressure on you, I just want to know…
ME: Yes?
HIM: Is something sexual actually going to happen…?
ME: Uh huh?
HIM: Or are you just going to keep pushing my dick down so you can say “Boi-oi-oing” when it springs back up?
ME: Yes?
HIM: Is something sexual actually going to happen…?
ME: Uh huh?
HIM: Or are you just going to keep pushing my dick down so you can say “Boi-oi-oing” when it springs back up?
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
HIM: Not to put pressure on you, I just want to know…
ME: Yes?
HIM: Is something sexual actually going to happen…?
ME: Uh huh?
HIM: Or are you just going to keep pushing my dick down so you can say “Boi-oi-oing” when it springs back up?
ME: Yes?
HIM: Is something sexual actually going to happen…?
ME: Uh huh?
HIM: Or are you just going to keep pushing my dick down so you can say “Boi-oi-oing” when it springs back up?
Sometimes when I’m bored I think about sex to pass the time, like when I’m in a meeting or giving a blowjob
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sometimes when I’m bored I think about sex to pass the time, like when I’m in a meeting or giving a blowjob
The best pounding I ever got was when I slept with a football player in high school. The sex was just okay but his girlfriend beat the living piss out of me when she found out.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The best pounding I ever got was when I slept with a football player in high school. The sex was just okay but his girlfriend beat the living piss out of me when she found out.
I became famous in my high school when I gave a guy a blowjob in this random parking lot behind 7/11 and everyone heard about it. Then other guys kept taking me to that same spot, as if being there would magically cause me to suck dick. So fucking stupid. I mean it worked but
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I became famous in my high school when I gave a guy a blowjob in this random parking lot behind 7/11 and everyone heard about it. Then other guys kept taking me to that same spot, as if being there would magically cause me to suck dick. So fucking stupid. I mean it worked but
Why are dick-sucking contests always for speed? There should be judges holding up cards scoring you on style and technique. Like Olympic figure skating but for sucking dick.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why are dick-sucking contests always for speed? There should be judges holding up cards scoring you on style and technique. Like Olympic figure skating but for sucking dick.
I feel like that porn thing where a girl is blowing two guys, switching off between the two cocks, would just be stressful because you’d be worried the whole time about giving the dicks equal time and not making anyone wait too long. I feel like I would be constantly apologizing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I feel like that porn thing where a girl is blowing two guys, switching off between the two cocks, would just be stressful because you’d be worried the whole time about giving the dicks equal time and not making anyone wait too long. I feel like I would be constantly apologizing.
HIM: [typing] Are you wet right now?
ME: [scrolling through Hulu menu] Oh yes baby so wet
HIM: [typing] Tell me what you’re doing
ME: [selecting the menopause episode of The Golden Girls] Just fucking myself so hard
ME: [scrolling through Hulu menu] Oh yes baby so wet
HIM: [typing] Tell me what you’re doing
ME: [selecting the menopause episode of The Golden Girls] Just fucking myself so hard
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
HIM: [typing] Are you wet right now?
ME: [scrolling through Hulu menu] Oh yes baby so wet
HIM: [typing] Tell me what you’re doing
ME: [selecting the menopause episode of The Golden Girls] Just fucking myself so hard
ME: [scrolling through Hulu menu] Oh yes baby so wet
HIM: [typing] Tell me what you’re doing
ME: [selecting the menopause episode of The Golden Girls] Just fucking myself so hard
Girls with brothers are like “Oh yeah I have brothers so I grew up with dicks and balls swinging around 24/7” and there’s no further explanation. Girl I’m gonna need some details.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Girls with brothers are like “Oh yeah I have brothers so I grew up with dicks and balls swinging around 24/7” and there’s no further explanation. Girl I’m gonna need some details.
Some guy on AIM told me back in 2003 that I’m not allowed to have an orgasm without his permission. If xLordDomGuy69x finds out what I’ve been doing for the past 20 years, he’s going to be pissed.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Some guy on AIM told me back in 2003 that I’m not allowed to have an orgasm without his permission. If xLordDomGuy69x finds out what I’ve been doing for the past 20 years, he’s going to be pissed.
This pineapple is going to taste really good because I’ve been eating a lot of cum
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This pineapple is going to taste really good because I’ve been eating a lot of cum
If you need to let someone know you have daddy issues but it is not safe to say out loud, just order an iced venti decaf skinny vanilla latte with nonfat whip and sugar-free caramel drizzle, all baristas know this code.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you need to let someone know you have daddy issues but it is not safe to say out loud, just order an iced venti decaf skinny vanilla latte with nonfat whip and sugar-free caramel drizzle, all baristas know this code.
My mom told me she hasn’t given my dad a blowjob in years. I was like, “Same.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My mom told me she hasn’t given my dad a blowjob in years. I was like, “Same.”
What are all these stories about boys struggling for 15 minutes to get your bra off? Bitch take off your own bra
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What are all these stories about boys struggling for 15 minutes to get your bra off? Bitch take off your own bra
Remember the big question in Truth or Dare was “What’s your bra size?” like this was powerful knowledge. Could boys not see who had big boobs by, like, looking?
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Remember the big question in Truth or Dare was “What’s your bra size?” like this was powerful knowledge. Could boys not see who had big boobs by, like, looking?
Then: “I’m off to war, please flash me one titty to give me courage”
Now: “I ran out of shows to watch, send pics of a whole bicycle up your ass”
Now: “I ran out of shows to watch, send pics of a whole bicycle up your ass”
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Then: “I’m off to war, please flash me one titty to give me courage”
Now: “I ran out of shows to watch, send pics of a whole bicycle up your ass”
Now: “I ran out of shows to watch, send pics of a whole bicycle up your ass”