Hamburger

I feel like in a 1v1 fistfight I could kick Johnny Appleseed's ass

Hey Chloe, remember to put something funny in this post

If you round up, you can fund 1 Apollo mission with $1.75

Nobody can stop you from eating your couch

Become ungovernable

What if nightmares are actually complex entities that can't be observed by normal means, and only when your mind is totally isolated by sleep can you perceive the slightest glimpse of their raw form undiluted by physical reality as filtered through your senses

The woes of feeling so inspired yet at once so unmotivated to cultivate the skills to create

Normalize speaking in third person

If I had the ability to randomly evaporate someone's chicken sandwich somewhere in the world, I'd probably do it. Even if I don't see it, the thought that someone's sandwich somewhere has just ceased is entertaining to me

If people did discover real extraterrestrials, one of the first things politicians would start debating is whether or not they have human rights and I think that's sad

The government should supply every citizen with one Boeing 747. Not because this is a good idea but because it'll be real interesting. #Thoughts

#Overwatch #TF2 #TeamFortress2
The Factions in Overwatch: Two parts of a fractured and disbanded global peacekeeping organization with differing goals and vendettas against each other

The Factions in Team Fortress 2:

Just got around to listening to @princewhateverer.bsky.social new album. Thoroughly enjoyed it. A series of Chill Acoustic covers of a handful of his recent and popular songs. Glad it included Spare Me, one of my all time favorites of his.

10/10 Great to see his original art on the cover too

#MLP

Thinking about actually doing things instead of just thinking about doing things and how I might enjoy doing them.

#Thoughts