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chloepants.bsky.social
@chloepants.bsky.social
poet/educator/yooper/worry wart
Mom’s mad we’re not wearing hose on planes or to the dentist anymore.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Having to spend precious energy on parsing through slightly suspicious word choice or punctuation in texts or tone of voice (forced moments of cutesy vocal fry is a tell as of late) drives me crazy. It triggers the “do you think I’m stupid” button so fast.
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Potentially” “divisive”
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Same.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
United States if WTF 🌮 🔔 ☠️
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What is this reality
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The President of the United States, in the year 2025, silencing a female reporter and calling her “Piggy” out in the open. This is actually happening.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This word choice is just gross
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What a grotesque metaphor
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What a thread and what a closing video link 🤯🤬🗣️🫀 💃🏽
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
“He met some…” finish that sentence, JD
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
w o w
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
🤬
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is straight up trolling JFC my uterus is gonna implode
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM