Chloe
@chloejo9192.bsky.social
I've been thinking too much...
Help me
Help me
Saying buh-bye is 100x more sane than full ass pronouncing bye-bye
March 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Saying buh-bye is 100x more sane than full ass pronouncing bye-bye
Even with all the light pollution, I can still count 21 stars in the sky waiting at the bus stop in South Philly
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Even with all the light pollution, I can still count 21 stars in the sky waiting at the bus stop in South Philly
I've had enough ppl compliment my cheekbones to know I have no fucking clue how cheekbones work
March 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I've had enough ppl compliment my cheekbones to know I have no fucking clue how cheekbones work
Lately I've had these moments, and by moments I often mean nightmares, where I feel like it's only a matter of time before I'm a fugitive of the law. And I feel so ill prepared for that.
March 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Lately I've had these moments, and by moments I often mean nightmares, where I feel like it's only a matter of time before I'm a fugitive of the law. And I feel so ill prepared for that.
I realize this is probably my hottest take ever, but the fact that I just got to switch my Netflix profile picture to a fiber art Bulbasaur kinda makes the price increase worth it. #isaidwhatisaid
March 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I realize this is probably my hottest take ever, but the fact that I just got to switch my Netflix profile picture to a fiber art Bulbasaur kinda makes the price increase worth it. #isaidwhatisaid
If I can get through that year where everyone was obsessed with Africa by Toto again for some goddamn reason, then you can get through this queen
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If I can get through that year where everyone was obsessed with Africa by Toto again for some goddamn reason, then you can get through this queen
I can't believe I just wasted my 69th post on this
February 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can't believe I just wasted my 69th post on this
Was recently described as "a doll with a fat ass and a warm smile" and idk fam I think we've made it.
Like, do any other goals really matter?
I'll be ascending any day now I'm sure. Make your farewells heartfelt but brief, I've got lots of basking to do
Like, do any other goals really matter?
I'll be ascending any day now I'm sure. Make your farewells heartfelt but brief, I've got lots of basking to do
February 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Was recently described as "a doll with a fat ass and a warm smile" and idk fam I think we've made it.
Like, do any other goals really matter?
I'll be ascending any day now I'm sure. Make your farewells heartfelt but brief, I've got lots of basking to do
Like, do any other goals really matter?
I'll be ascending any day now I'm sure. Make your farewells heartfelt but brief, I've got lots of basking to do
I haven't had every flavor of uncrustable yet, but I have had every temperature, which is just as fulfilling actually
February 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I haven't had every flavor of uncrustable yet, but I have had every temperature, which is just as fulfilling actually
It's day 5 of surgery recovery and in that time I have missed celebrating the birds winning the Superbowl, my 1yr anniversary, and playing in the snow. If you have anything else cool going on can you please just wait a couple of weeks!?!?
February 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's day 5 of surgery recovery and in that time I have missed celebrating the birds winning the Superbowl, my 1yr anniversary, and playing in the snow. If you have anything else cool going on can you please just wait a couple of weeks!?!?
Remember when conspiracy theories were just for fun?
February 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Remember when conspiracy theories were just for fun?
Someday all these posts will be compiled into a bad stand-up routine and you'll feel really special for reading them early
February 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Someday all these posts will be compiled into a bad stand-up routine and you'll feel really special for reading them early
I speak for fellow owl enthusiasts everywhere when I say how disappointed we were to discover that their supposed city turned out to be some white guy named Adam singing about winged creatures that aren't even owls.
February 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I speak for fellow owl enthusiasts everywhere when I say how disappointed we were to discover that their supposed city turned out to be some white guy named Adam singing about winged creatures that aren't even owls.
Surgery in two days and I really just have one question:
How much money do you think I need to slip the nurse to get them to let my anesthesia run for a little longer than necessary so I can get a full 8 hours?
Like, is it insulting to start with $20?
How much money do you think I need to slip the nurse to get them to let my anesthesia run for a little longer than necessary so I can get a full 8 hours?
Like, is it insulting to start with $20?
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Surgery in two days and I really just have one question:
How much money do you think I need to slip the nurse to get them to let my anesthesia run for a little longer than necessary so I can get a full 8 hours?
Like, is it insulting to start with $20?
How much money do you think I need to slip the nurse to get them to let my anesthesia run for a little longer than necessary so I can get a full 8 hours?
Like, is it insulting to start with $20?
Cheetah print and hoop earrings are the peanut butter and jelly of New Jersey
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cheetah print and hoop earrings are the peanut butter and jelly of New Jersey
If it's been 3 or more weeks since you last told me you're not mad at me, it's time to pay your anxious attachment friendship tax.
February 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If it's been 3 or more weeks since you last told me you're not mad at me, it's time to pay your anxious attachment friendship tax.
My gf of nearly a year just said I make her heart soar.
As in flying high and feeling free. 🥹
Damn I love being gay
As in flying high and feeling free. 🥹
Damn I love being gay
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My gf of nearly a year just said I make her heart soar.
As in flying high and feeling free. 🥹
Damn I love being gay
As in flying high and feeling free. 🥹
Damn I love being gay
Why does everyone say they're donating their body to science when I know that wasn't y'all's fav subject in school.
I've decided I'm donating my body to marching band
I've decided I'm donating my body to marching band
January 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why does everyone say they're donating their body to science when I know that wasn't y'all's fav subject in school.
I've decided I'm donating my body to marching band
I've decided I'm donating my body to marching band
Her fingernails will forever be scarred by the textured patterns of her pillowcase becoming indented upon the nearly-dry-enough clear coat polish
She awakens in anguish
She awakens in anguish
January 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Her fingernails will forever be scarred by the textured patterns of her pillowcase becoming indented upon the nearly-dry-enough clear coat polish
She awakens in anguish
She awakens in anguish
We interrupt this week of pure dystopian bleakness to say 🦅GO BIRDS🦅
January 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We interrupt this week of pure dystopian bleakness to say 🦅GO BIRDS🦅
I've obviously been cursed by an ex because every time I'm on a cute date and wanna smooch, my lips can't not be dry and crusty, but if alone in bed at 2am they are the softest and smoothest they have ever been.
January 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I've obviously been cursed by an ex because every time I'm on a cute date and wanna smooch, my lips can't not be dry and crusty, but if alone in bed at 2am they are the softest and smoothest they have ever been.
Hear me out; low quality pics with the people you love most are actually the cutest
Like sorry we couldn't be bothered to find the perfect lighting, background, and poses. We were actually way too busy being present and loving the hell out of each other for the short fleeting time we have together.
Like sorry we couldn't be bothered to find the perfect lighting, background, and poses. We were actually way too busy being present and loving the hell out of each other for the short fleeting time we have together.
January 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hear me out; low quality pics with the people you love most are actually the cutest
Like sorry we couldn't be bothered to find the perfect lighting, background, and poses. We were actually way too busy being present and loving the hell out of each other for the short fleeting time we have together.
Like sorry we couldn't be bothered to find the perfect lighting, background, and poses. We were actually way too busy being present and loving the hell out of each other for the short fleeting time we have together.
Posts with photos are clearly inferior and boring, but I really liked how this outfit came together
January 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Posts with photos are clearly inferior and boring, but I really liked how this outfit came together
Don't get overheated in January. You will crave a rocket pop to cool down with and you will not have one and there's no ice cream truck coming to save you
January 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Don't get overheated in January. You will crave a rocket pop to cool down with and you will not have one and there's no ice cream truck coming to save you