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chloeecalico.bsky.social
chloee
@chloeecalico.bsky.social
• she/her
• furry
• taken (in a relationship)

that’s all you need to know :p
Im so jealous of cats, image sleeping in a warm cardboard box covered in all that warm, fluffy fur
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Taking turns bouncing on the health potion.

Me when I free Serana and immediately start taking turns bouncing on the health potion:
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The alt kids of today are a lot like the hippies of the 70s in the way that the large majority of alt kids are rich/medium-upper class white kids.
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Roombas are just little floor crabs
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If I had cat paws realistically I’d probably type like this:

Ikj lobevs hgasvciongf xstr posewqsd
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by chloee
the greatest evil of all
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
uhhhh, I forgot what I was going to say.. nvm I guess
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Drinking bad bitch piss (cider)
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me, me fr
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone should make a machine that covers your hand in paper cuts and then dips it in lemon juice or a similar liquid.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stuff her instead to show how thankful you are this Thursday
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Undiagnosed but pretty sure
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me, me fr
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“I’m done eating tuna in bed.” lesbian activities
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Drink monster energy out of her armpit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Legos feel so corner-y
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I love my gf so much
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
hello everybody hello!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Top that puppygirl. Call that a stuffed animal.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I must seem schizophrenic just giggling to myself as I walk up my stairs
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ohhhh the gender euphoria.. ts so peak
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
kitty got a lil slamy
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
gotta get those peanut butter flavored condoms to make the puppy girl go crazy
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If your app requires me to download it to watch a video a friend sent me then fuck your app.
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ew the app logo changed
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM