omg That's me

awwwh big stretch 🥰🥰

hello

Here's a company scraping millions of books, including millions in copyright, analyzing data privately, and using it for commercial gain. (Ngram viewer and Google Books don't have a fee, but are used in other products and add value to Google's ecosystem.) Compare to Prosecraft which made $0.

it upsets me how often i see people on the web completely misusing the alt text on images—it’s supposed to be a useful, objective description of your image, not a witty caption you thought of to appease the nascent memetic overlords you serve for a pittance of momentary dopamine

i want a coffee machine that makes the dialup handshake noise when you pull a shot

imagining a near future where call centres have embedded audiogen coprocessors in their telecom systems for infinite on-demand hold music