does a giant wave of guilt ever crash over u bc something didn’t play out perfectly one time or is that just me
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
does a giant wave of guilt ever crash over u bc something didn’t play out perfectly one time or is that just me
when i pull all my hair out of the tub shroom & the drain works again i feel like a hero
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
when i pull all my hair out of the tub shroom & the drain works again i feel like a hero
time to go to bed after filling my head with nightmares all day long! saw weapons and read Exquisite Corpse
August 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
time to go to bed after filling my head with nightmares all day long! saw weapons and read Exquisite Corpse
“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!?” i say for the 17th time in my monologue to make sure ur hanging in there
August 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!?” i say for the 17th time in my monologue to make sure ur hanging in there
trying to cry in my closet and the kid next door keeps rapidly honking a clown horn & i think that’s perfect
July 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
trying to cry in my closet and the kid next door keeps rapidly honking a clown horn & i think that’s perfect
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how have i lived long enough to see ed hardy come back in style
July 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
how have i lived long enough to see ed hardy come back in style
making my cat listen to perfect pussy during her nap
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
making my cat listen to perfect pussy during her nap
every time i hear la bamba it kinda feels like the first time
June 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
every time i hear la bamba it kinda feels like the first time
everybody says scrooge like he didn’t get nice by the end
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
everybody says scrooge like he didn’t get nice by the end
a while back i said i hate lions and i was wrong its only male lions maybe its bc of all the lion tattoos idk
June 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
a while back i said i hate lions and i was wrong its only male lions maybe its bc of all the lion tattoos idk
i don’t know if i can handle how worked up im getting over my first music league game
June 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
i don’t know if i can handle how worked up im getting over my first music league game
pissed off bc their satanic majesties request could have been perfect if it was not such a recording dumpster fire. the mixes kill me like imagine a stronger citadel 🙃
June 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
pissed off bc their satanic majesties request could have been perfect if it was not such a recording dumpster fire. the mixes kill me like imagine a stronger citadel 🙃
ruth gaydar binsburg happy pride month
June 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
ruth gaydar binsburg happy pride month
i hate the implication of “warmly,” at the end of an email. the “coldly,” emails
May 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i hate the implication of “warmly,” at the end of an email. the “coldly,” emails
my current vibe at the car wash is two things: vanity plate/ car wash subscription & audible exhaust leak
April 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
my current vibe at the car wash is two things: vanity plate/ car wash subscription & audible exhaust leak
this may be difficult for you to accept but i usually have (1) or more stuffed animals on me at all times. talismans
April 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
this may be difficult for you to accept but i usually have (1) or more stuffed animals on me at all times. talismans
texting a young twenties friend & i almost sent two back to back emojis, then cringed, can’t i do better than that? so i said *drool face* instead…
April 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
texting a young twenties friend & i almost sent two back to back emojis, then cringed, can’t i do better than that? so i said *drool face* instead…
not me coming to my dr appt late and hungry… obviously i’m gonna lose patience ! patients …
April 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
not me coming to my dr appt late and hungry… obviously i’m gonna lose patience ! patients …
bought professional clown make up for a project but now there’s no stopping me
April 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
bought professional clown make up for a project but now there’s no stopping me
laying in bed on oxy after having my guts rearranged like 🤤 (appendectomy)
March 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
laying in bed on oxy after having my guts rearranged like 🤤 (appendectomy)
everyone forgot lore implies “interesting”
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
everyone forgot lore implies “interesting”
u don’t have to use foundation
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
u don’t have to use foundation
it’s annoying that i have to dispel the rumors about MY BODY but no i didn’t get a BBL
March 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
it’s annoying that i have to dispel the rumors about MY BODY but no i didn’t get a BBL