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Chloe du Plessis
@chloe-duplessis.bsky.social
Twitch streamer - twitch.tv/cadp_ - doing various games (but specializing in JPRGs, trivia, and puzzle games), occasionally playing guitar, and moderating a weekly 90-minute panel show.

Note: 🫠 is the official sarcasm/"intentional derp" emoji.
The role of the AFC South will be played by the AFC North this year.
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
...can just roll right back to normal positions for the next batter.

You wouldn't need them to be *great* at the alternate positions, but even at about the equivalent of -2 WAR were they to full-time the alternate positions ("a little below average"), this is probably worth 2-3 wins over a season.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
...to either 1st or 3rd basemen (or both!), along with teaching pitchers how to do 1st or 3rd, just so you can run the occasional "okay, we're rotating the pitcher, 1st/3rd, and the shortstop so we don't have to dip into the bullpen for this ONE GUY" and - since none of them left the game - they...
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
See, 2015-type figures for BA vs. position players pitching would be nice to see come back (.260? that's not significantly worse than the league average this year of .253, or even 2015's of .250).

I feel like more MLB teams need to run a winter mini-camp to teach pitching fundamentals, at least...
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I stipulate that, depending on the kicker and stadium, you may not need *any* distance after a touchback to at least have a 50% chance of making a field goal.

Yes, I'm referring to Cam Little next week in Denver, why do you ask?
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Still seeing a 1 instead of an X under the Jaguars is a little odd, too, but I'm here for it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
not to be confused with serbian gex
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
everybody is allowed one of _those_ moments once in a while, as a treat
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
There is still a point, even if it's just to keep in practice (and god knows I sincerely hope I can get out of my way enough to get Prospero to the point where I feel comfortable starting to open it to other people, because you're first on the list of "who else gets to contribute" if you want).
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
As a Jaguars fan, I sincerely hope Cam Little attempts an 80-yard FG in Denver next week, partly so the league can decide this offseason to revert the amount of time teams have to prepare balls for kickers back down to something more sane.
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The worst part is that if the Jaguars beat them next week, both teams will get disrespected hard. (For that matter, if the Jaguars lose, both teams will get disrespected hard.)
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I get the feeling some team missing the playoffs this year is going to make a ridiculously low offer for Dillon Gabriel that the Browns will accept, and that team will make the playoffs next year.
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
and here I am being disappointed that the Cal Aggie Marching Band-uh will not be shown until tomorrow

there REALLY is nothing like that
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That actually makes it sound like it's probably the flu, though you could have the same kind of backwards-ass reaction I do (the flu is "miserable for two days, then done" vs. a cold being "why yes, let's stick around for a week or so").
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
*sends Melzas after you*

As you wish.

(...you gotten checked for COVID?)
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
and now all I can think of is you just responding with a picture of Jan from the Brady Bunch captioned "marsia marsia marsia"
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
first three: fine

progressively gets worse until you reach file formats, which are just duplicates of Godot and Maya
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
much shepherd

so dog

very trailer

wow
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Don't forget to save up for your Bonanza balls!
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM