LightNews LightNews
chistery1.bsky.social
@chistery1.bsky.social
1.3K followers 220 following 11K posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
chistery1.bsky.social
blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2...
Cover art for Still Life With the Woodpecker by Tom Robbins mimics design of pack of Camel cigarettes including border of pillars, large pyramid, small pyramid, palm trees & some of their shadows. The main image is a male red-bellied wood pecker with his red cap. He is flying with a match in his beak and a stick of dynamite in his talons. The Camel pack imagery had thematic symbolism for this story & inspired people to look at hidden images in cigarette pack design.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
www.google.com/imgres?q=jit...
Cover of Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins shows woman’s hand starting to open ancient perfume bottle decorated with satyr aka Greek God Pan. There are human figures in background but too indistinct to know if they are dancing, wandering, or searching
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Might be too late. Looks like he tapped into Panama Red 🤯
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK6v...
Tiny evil authoritarian dictator terrier mid freak-out
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Tudor Kings would beg to differ!
www.google.com/imgres?q=24%...
Old guy known as a king is delighted by sight of 24 crows 🐦‍⬛ flying out of a pie on the dining room table
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
They’re natural busybodies. All they do is crawl around, spy, bite and snap
Mrs Kravitz would be proud
www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...
Busybody peering into neighbor’s house. Beware! busybody sounds innocuous enough but ensure that you don’t have to die to go to hell
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
I certainly hope so. it seems like the perfect place for him.
Cartoon that personifies state of Floriduh as retro blowsy boozehound lady terrorizing incoming hurricane with threats of toxic algae, Zika virus, a statewide election and Trump +Clinton
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
chistery1.bsky.social
"Socialism is a scare word they have hurled at every advance the people have made in the last 20 years. Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called Social Security. Socialism is what they called farm price supports. Socialism is what they called bank deposit insurance. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independant labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people." Harry S. Truman, 1952
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
chistery1.bsky.social
Wow. Silly me. I just assumed it was Bullwinkle
www.google.com/imgres?q=roc...
Rocky and Bullwinkle in what is supposed to be a chemistry lab
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
chistery1.bsky.social
Sorry but
images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5...
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
chistery1.bsky.social
I think Rube would be on board too
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn...
Cast of TV series “Dead Like Me”. Cast included Mandy Patinkin as head grim reaper leading team who prepare dead for afterlife
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
unitycouncil.org/wp-content/u...
30th Annual DIA DE LOS Muertos SUNDAY NOV 2 2025 10AM- 5PM Fruitvale Village International Blvd. at Fruitvale Ave., Oakland FREE ENTRY. LIVE MUSIC & FOOD. ALTAR EXHIBITS AZTEC RITUALS LOW RIDERS RIDES & GAMES FOR KIDS LOCAL ARTISANS COMMUNITY RESOURCES Don’t miss out on all the fresh Mexican cuisine options
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Best wishes for better days.
Have been feeling similarly and decided to forget everything and go to bed, in hopes of sleeping it off. Spencer helped with relief
Tiny evil authoritarian dictator Yorkie wants to hog bed so you gotta figure out how to fit in around him!
October 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Are you more than 40 pounds overweight? Is your penis so small that it's actually inverted? Want to get paid to assault women you aren't married to? THEN BECOME AN ICE AGENT AND START CRACKIN' SKULLS TODAY! JOIN ICE. APPLY TODAY @PaulleyTicks Picture of what ice blowhard might look like.
October 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Bear in mind that some are dying to be tread upon
www.google.com/imgres?q=tre...
S&M maga snake in bondage gear begging Daddy to please tread on him harder!
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
She’s a piece of work. That BS spread cross country &even used to be part of local CA news.
Then, of course, people eventually wised up-she was never
”special“ or “different “. 🤡🎪🎢🎡🎠
www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
Bob Marley smiling and quote from “Stand Up for Your Rights”. “You can fool some people sometimes But you can't fool all the people all the time”.
October 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Why would any self-respecting woman with at least two functioning neurons ever vote for #feloninchief ? Yet in 2024,
cdn.statcdn.com/Infographic/...
44% of women voters went for #feloninchief in 2024. 52% of white women 😱. 37% of Hispanic women and 7% of Black women But WHY?!
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
www.google.com/imgres?q=duc...
Four yellow ducklings with pale pinkish beaks sitting in grass
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
Shhhhhhh. So many other states will be jealous-the duhkotas, missypissy, Georgduh, floriduh and so many others
Tough boozy harridan is cartoon of Floriduh-smoking and scaring off hurricane
October 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
chistery1.bsky.social
Noooooo it’s like a cross between a god awful Dorothy hammil haircut and this guy
cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...
Splotchy old bleached out guy with dumb and dumber bangs
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
I suspect he longs to be on the receiving end of kick a ginger day! 😱
if he was really at all serious about this ,he might ask Susan Collins where she gets her Ronald McDonald hair.
www.google.com/imgres?q=sus...
Concerned Maine Senator Susan Collins hanging out with young constituents She oddly looks like a sinister Ronald McDonald head on a spider body 🕷️
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
It’s totally understandable-so dreamy!
Very old man with modified Prince Valiant haircut + dumb and dumber bangs + tiny pig eyes who should not wear white because he is so bleached but does anyway says his surgically enhanced young pornfriend liked his smile, not his billion dollar
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
chistery1.bsky.social
And she’ll have to earn a little cash on the way
i.etsystatic.com/33895042/r/i...
silhouette of chunky guy in baseball hat who thinks you should mind your own business using stripper pole to earn cash for gas
September 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
courtesy of momsurf
How many trump supporters does it take to fix a light bulb? None. He says he fixed it & they stand around cheering in the daro
September 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
From @garypetersonusa.bsky.social
“President Trump is a shoo in for the Nobel Peace Prize, as he has earned the respect of the entire United Nations.”
IN laughing hysterically Probably due to more inane babble from #dearleader
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
chistery1.bsky.social
DON’T MESS WITH FLORIDUH!,!
The state of floriduh depicted as blowsy old drunk bar fly while threatening incoming hurricane
September 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM