CHISM
chismtheman.bsky.social
CHISM
@chismtheman.bsky.social
Writing and performing sketch comedy in Austin. No, I’ve never tried to get on Kill Tony.
Burt’s Bees is wild. At one point a family of bees blew chunks and now I’m delicately rubbing the vomit on my lips.
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Been trying out new farts lately. People are digging it.
November 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Hey there!

*looks around* gosh, I guess I’m new here.

*shivers* I hope it’s friendly!

Follow me if you like:

🤘🏼 rock and roll
👾 game
☠️ pirate fan fic (erotic)
👑 the royal family
😢 crying in the shower
😈 being a lil stinker
😷 wish covid was back
🎳 bowling (non-erotic)
🥏 pro ultimate frisbee
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
People are saying I look like a fatter, shorter John Krasinski with a different face.
November 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM