Painting aside the balloon is adorable and I want one as a pet somehow… I feel like that would solve at least 34 of the 99 problems in my life atm

Reckless driving 🤩

I tried some before! They don’t *really* taste like chicken but they have similar enough texture that if you season it like chicken it’ll feel like chicken. I really liked it personally >:)

And my birds are lookin quite dino-like (esp Spooky, pictured here)

hmmmmmm… 🦜🦖

Best piece I’ve ever made fr fr

You’re telling me it’s being sold like this and someone did NOT spray paint that on?????????????????

This HAS to be satire right?

Damn don’t bring the cow into this 🥺🐮

Yonsh

Why buy from Walmart when you can steal from them 👀
Jkjk…. Unless 👀

The only way for trans people to not exist is if humans go extinct (which might as well happen atp…)