Christian Hammond
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Christian Hammond
@chipx86.com
Created @ReviewBoard, one of the first code review products (https://reviewboard.org) at Beanbag (https://beanbaginc.com). CEO, developer, sales, support, janitor.

COVID data reporter at @bc19.live.

Long-time open source dev.

Blog: https://chipx86.blog
If we're gonna get a watercooled iPhone, the least they could do is stick one of these on the back.

Actually, hold on. I have a case idea.
September 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Livestream of the town nearest where the 8.8 #earthquake occurred, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, #Russia. Faces West into the Bay.

webcams.windy.com/webcams/stre...
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
April 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is how you poker.
April 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This is by far the neatest book I own.

Egyptian Grammar, third edition by Gardiner. Published 1973.
March 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Image classification is basically a solved problem now.

Man, I could really go for a dozen hot dogs with sprinkles right about now.

Source: Photos app on my iPhone.
January 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Time to hide some ghosts. #TheGreatGlobalGhostHunt
October 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Taken in Northern California. Never seen these in person before!

Admittedly, it wasn’t this vibrant in person. The camera picks up what the eyes can’t. But we could still see the streaks of light, the fire in the sky. It was amazing.

#aurora #auroraborealis #northernlights #photography #photos
May 11, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Why yes, I should use D3.js.

BUT I now have experience writing code to generate a SVG containing a multi-segment donut graph with different inner and outer radiuses, uniform gaps around segments, and minimum segment sizes.

Bonus: "Maximum Donut."
April 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I love getting fish trophies 🥰🐠

@reviewboard
April 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I have some bad #news and I have some good #news.
April 8, 2024 at 1:37 AM
One of my personal all-time favorites.

This was not an eggcelent poker hand.
March 30, 2024 at 1:45 AM
#Easter's one of my favorite holidays. I love the creativity I get to inflict upon eggs.

Sadly, I'm not inflicting any creativity on eggs this year, just on an upcoming software.

So I'd like to see your #egg-dying, #rabbit-posing, and #chocolate-gathering works for this year!
March 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM