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@cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social I heard you on Daily Beans talking about the upcoming event in DC. I own a large concert sound, lighting and video production company. We would LOVE to help you with this and other projects.
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government”

- Patrick Henry
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Nothing could be more on-brand than a fake video of Trump using our own military to shit on us.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
RFK jr talking about low sperm counts is a pre-cursor to lowering the age of consent.

Lowering age of consent is to make raping Epstein kids legal before the details come out.

There’s always an angle with these assholes.
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Bill Berrien is a maga Republican who was running for Governor of Wisconsin.

He’s since dropped out of the race after being found to have child and trans porn on his computer.

Every time they accuse someone else of a crime, it is an admission of guilt.
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
JD Vance recently ordered the Army Corp of Engineers to increase flow into a river - depleting water being held to water crops and provide drinking water - because he wanted to go on a float trip for his birthday.

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
August 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Remember the time Obama rolled out the red carpet for Putin on US soil?

Nope?

Neither do I. Because he wasn’t a pice of shit traitor.
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A recent meeting with JD Vance and DOJ leaders had to be moved from Vance’s home to the White House. I presume nobody was comfortable sitting on his couch.

#couchfucker
August 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The percentage of Americans that approve of Donvict’s handling of the economy is roughly equal to the percentage of Americans that believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

I suspect substantial overlap between those two groups.
August 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The Trump administration is actively busting federal unions. If you don’t think they’re coming for private sector unions next, you’re just not paying attention.

If you’re a union member and you voted for this - after countless warnings - I hope he comes for yours next. FAFO.
August 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Remember when he said he would end the war in Ukraine with one phone call?

Remember when he said he would lower prices and reduce inflation?

Remember when he said he would release all of the Epstein files?

Remember when we told you he was full of shit?

Who was right?
August 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
August 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you believe Hillary was involved in a child sex ring - without any evidence, but do not believe Donald was involved in a child sex ring - despite loads of evidence, it was never about the child sex ring for you.
July 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Donald said the Japan deal includes a $550 billion “signing bonus”.

There is no deal.

There is no signing bonus.

It’s all lies.
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
All of nature operates on a spectrum; light to dark, dry to wet, hot to cold, male to female, day to night,……..

People who insist on applying a binary classification entirely miss the point.

Saying there are only male or female is about as intelligent as saying there is only light and dark.
April 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The STOCK Act of 2012 requires that all congresspeople and high ranking federal employees report all securities transactions within 30 days.

Those reports are required to be publicly available.

We need to be looking very carefully at who was trading on insider information about tariffs.
April 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
An astonishing number of parents seem ok with having a random gym teacher verify their daughter’s genitals if it means they might not lose their swim meet to a trans person.
March 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Henceforth DOGE shall be known as Incel Clown Posse.
March 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@muellershewrote.bsky.social so, here’s my plan:

1) win the midterms and take both houses

2) impeach and remove Donvict

3) impeach and remove Vancey-pants

4) President Hakeem Jeffries
February 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Many of the 1500 people pardoned today were found guilty due to the courage of spouses, family members and neighbors that testified against them.

As of now, those people are thoroughly fucked. There will be violence. Innocent people will die. Mark my words.
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If you’re mad that you can’t get into the capital for inauguration, just do what you did last time, asshole.
January 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@muellershewrote.bsky.social

There is nothing more on brand for these assholes than making the inauguration an indoor, mega-donor only event, and leaving “the poors” out in the cold to fend for themselves.
January 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
January 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM