Chips A Chicken
@chipsachicken.bsky.social
I run like a chicken from my constituents.
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*should I apply for a job at the "boneless chicken farm"?
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*should I apply for a job at the "boneless chicken farm"?
They NEVER thought a #jackass #chickenshit like me would #abdicate their responsibilities. #Isuck and I am stealing a salary for #doing nothing. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kendallscudder.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They NEVER thought a #jackass #chickenshit like me would #abdicate their responsibilities. #Isuck and I am stealing a salary for #doing nothing. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kendallscudder.bsky.social
Look at my Texas Buddies. #txdemocrats #trumpisadictator
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Look at my Texas Buddies. #txdemocrats #trumpisadictator
Guess who flew by the Blanco Pickers circle tonight??? ME!!!
August 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Guess who flew by the Blanco Pickers circle tonight??? ME!!!
#Chipism of the day:
#thatsme!🐔
I am complicit! I don’t care that #Trump is ignoring the #constitution
I am #entitled #whiteman #grifting on the public dollars you pay me!!
#firethemall @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org
Chipsachicken.com
#thatsme!🐔
I am complicit! I don’t care that #Trump is ignoring the #constitution
I am #entitled #whiteman #grifting on the public dollars you pay me!!
#firethemall @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org
Chipsachicken.com
May 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#Chipism of the day:
#thatsme!🐔
I am complicit! I don’t care that #Trump is ignoring the #constitution
I am #entitled #whiteman #grifting on the public dollars you pay me!!
#firethemall @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org
Chipsachicken.com
#thatsme!🐔
I am complicit! I don’t care that #Trump is ignoring the #constitution
I am #entitled #whiteman #grifting on the public dollars you pay me!!
#firethemall @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org
Chipsachicken.com
#chipism of the day
#lookinimportant 😝🐔
Look at me looking all important. I was #bornintheusa and a #privileged #whiteman who could care less about my #constituents on #medicaid. #letthemeatcake
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
Chipsachicken.com
#lookinimportant 😝🐔
Look at me looking all important. I was #bornintheusa and a #privileged #whiteman who could care less about my #constituents on #medicaid. #letthemeatcake
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
Chipsachicken.com
May 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
#chipism of the day
#lookinimportant 😝🐔
Look at me looking all important. I was #bornintheusa and a #privileged #whiteman who could care less about my #constituents on #medicaid. #letthemeatcake
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
Chipsachicken.com
#lookinimportant 😝🐔
Look at me looking all important. I was #bornintheusa and a #privileged #whiteman who could care less about my #constituents on #medicaid. #letthemeatcake
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
Chipsachicken.com
#chipism of the day:
#Coward
I am and will be famous for lots of #chickenshit I have done AND turned a blind eye to.
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@satx-indivisible.bsky.social
#Coward
I am and will be famous for lots of #chickenshit I have done AND turned a blind eye to.
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@satx-indivisible.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#chipism of the day:
#Coward
I am and will be famous for lots of #chickenshit I have done AND turned a blind eye to.
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@satx-indivisible.bsky.social
#Coward
I am and will be famous for lots of #chickenshit I have done AND turned a blind eye to.
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@satx-indivisible.bsky.social
May 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#Chipism of the day
#immacoward
Hard to tell if I am a 🐔 or a 🐄-urd. Thanks for paying me to #donothingcongress
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
#immacoward
Hard to tell if I am a 🐔 or a 🐄-urd. Thanks for paying me to #donothingcongress
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
#Chipism of the day
#immacoward
Hard to tell if I am a 🐔 or a 🐄-urd. Thanks for paying me to #donothingcongress
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
#immacoward
Hard to tell if I am a 🐔 or a 🐄-urd. Thanks for paying me to #donothingcongress
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social
#chipism of the day:
#Chipislazy
I am so lazy I don’t even post. I let #kingdonald make #ExecutiveOrders daily. I am basically #stealingfromthepublic for not honoring my #oath #constitution & doing my job as a #congressman
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@indivisible.org @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
#Chipislazy
I am so lazy I don’t even post. I let #kingdonald make #ExecutiveOrders daily. I am basically #stealingfromthepublic for not honoring my #oath #constitution & doing my job as a #congressman
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@indivisible.org @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
May 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
#chipism of the day:
#Chipislazy
I am so lazy I don’t even post. I let #kingdonald make #ExecutiveOrders daily. I am basically #stealingfromthepublic for not honoring my #oath #constitution & doing my job as a #congressman
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@indivisible.org @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
#Chipislazy
I am so lazy I don’t even post. I let #kingdonald make #ExecutiveOrders daily. I am basically #stealingfromthepublic for not honoring my #oath #constitution & doing my job as a #congressman
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@indivisible.org @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
My “neighbor” @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is making me look lazy. (It’s not hard to do🐔)
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My “neighbor” @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is making me look lazy. (It’s not hard to do🐔)
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
My “neighbor” @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is making me look lazy. (It’s not hard to do🐔)
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My “neighbor” @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is making me look lazy. (It’s not hard to do🐔)
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
#TX21 constituents … guess you are out of luck. #cancunvacation
#chipsachicken
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
#chipism of the day
#chipiseggcellent … at hiding! I have flown the coop. 12 days and no one has seen me cross the road or have a #townhall #chipsachicken @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social
#chipiseggcellent … at hiding! I have flown the coop. 12 days and no one has seen me cross the road or have a #townhall #chipsachicken @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
#chipism of the day
#chipiseggcellent … at hiding! I have flown the coop. 12 days and no one has seen me cross the road or have a #townhall #chipsachicken @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social
#chipiseggcellent … at hiding! I have flown the coop. 12 days and no one has seen me cross the road or have a #townhall #chipsachicken @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social
I fixed the photo!!! Colleagues were hiding behind “people masks”.
Finding compassion in this group is “Scarce as hen's teeth” #wesuck
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org
#chipsachicken @chipsachicken.com
Finding compassion in this group is “Scarce as hen's teeth” #wesuck
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org
#chipsachicken @chipsachicken.com
April 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I fixed the photo!!! Colleagues were hiding behind “people masks”.
Finding compassion in this group is “Scarce as hen's teeth” #wesuck
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org
#chipsachicken @chipsachicken.com
Finding compassion in this group is “Scarce as hen's teeth” #wesuck
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @indivisible.org
#chipsachicken @chipsachicken.com
#chipism of the day:
#chiplovesgolf
#imachipshot when it comes to turning a blind eye to #mybuddytrump
Maybe we do a golf tournament for funding children, the elderly & veterans. ⛳️
#chiplovesgolf
#imachipshot when it comes to turning a blind eye to #mybuddytrump
Maybe we do a golf tournament for funding children, the elderly & veterans. ⛳️
April 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#chipism of the day:
#chiplovesgolf
#imachipshot when it comes to turning a blind eye to #mybuddytrump
Maybe we do a golf tournament for funding children, the elderly & veterans. ⛳️
#chiplovesgolf
#imachipshot when it comes to turning a blind eye to #mybuddytrump
Maybe we do a golf tournament for funding children, the elderly & veterans. ⛳️
#chipism of the day:
#Chiplovesguns
Nothing ruffles my feathers more than Dems chirping about #guncontrol #2ndammendment
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @momsdemand.bsky.social #chipsachicken @gloriacampos.bsky.social
#Chiplovesguns
Nothing ruffles my feathers more than Dems chirping about #guncontrol #2ndammendment
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @momsdemand.bsky.social #chipsachicken @gloriacampos.bsky.social
April 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#chipism of the day:
#Chiplovesguns
Nothing ruffles my feathers more than Dems chirping about #guncontrol #2ndammendment
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @momsdemand.bsky.social #chipsachicken @gloriacampos.bsky.social
#Chiplovesguns
Nothing ruffles my feathers more than Dems chirping about #guncontrol #2ndammendment
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @momsdemand.bsky.social #chipsachicken @gloriacampos.bsky.social
I am suck a *clucker*. I HAVE successfully avoided my constituents for another week… now back to #peckinrocks. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kristinhook.bsky.social #chipsachicken
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am suck a *clucker*. I HAVE successfully avoided my constituents for another week… now back to #peckinrocks. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kristinhook.bsky.social #chipsachicken
Look! I brought my Republican buddies from Washington to visit the #TexasHillCountry. We are on the #290WineTour 😆
@50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @grrrlintrouble.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
#chipsachicken
@50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @grrrlintrouble.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
#chipsachicken
April 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Look! I brought my Republican buddies from Washington to visit the #TexasHillCountry. We are on the #290WineTour 😆
@50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @grrrlintrouble.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
#chipsachicken
@50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @grrrlintrouble.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
#chipsachicken
Does this hat make me look fat... oh I mean flat? I am a little stiff looking huh? #stillhiding
#chipsachicken @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
#chipsachicken @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Does this hat make me look fat... oh I mean flat? I am a little stiff looking huh? #stillhiding
#chipsachicken @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
#chipsachicken @indivisible.org @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @satx-indivisible.bsky.social
I am SO AFRAID of my Constituents that I hosted a tele-town hall last night and gave 1 hour notice to "some constituents"😜
#chipsachicken @kendallscudder.bsky.social @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
#chipsachicken @kendallscudder.bsky.social @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I am SO AFRAID of my Constituents that I hosted a tele-town hall last night and gave 1 hour notice to "some constituents"😜
#chipsachicken @kendallscudder.bsky.social @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
#chipsachicken @kendallscudder.bsky.social @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
I was in my district yesterday😝🐔
Hey. Why did THIS chicken cross the road in Kerrville??? To avoid all the Veterans!!!
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kendallscudder.bsky.social @glowdale.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social
#chipsachicken
Hey. Why did THIS chicken cross the road in Kerrville??? To avoid all the Veterans!!!
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kendallscudder.bsky.social @glowdale.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social
#chipsachicken
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was in my district yesterday😝🐔
Hey. Why did THIS chicken cross the road in Kerrville??? To avoid all the Veterans!!!
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kendallscudder.bsky.social @glowdale.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social
#chipsachicken
Hey. Why did THIS chicken cross the road in Kerrville??? To avoid all the Veterans!!!
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social @kendallscudder.bsky.social @glowdale.bsky.social @gloriacampos.bsky.social @laurabray61.bsky.social
#chipsachicken
Look at that crowd! I bet they would “fry me” if I showed up. @kendallscudder.bsky.social @genefortexas.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @bexardems.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
April 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Look at that crowd! I bet they would “fry me” if I showed up. @kendallscudder.bsky.social @genefortexas.bsky.social @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social @texasdemocrats.bsky.social @bexardems.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
Thanks fellow Texans for filling in 4 me! I’m a 🐔 when it comes to my constituents.
@genefortexas.bsky.social
@juaquincastrotx.bsky.social
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@kendallscudder.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
@genefortexas.bsky.social
@juaquincastrotx.bsky.social
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@kendallscudder.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Thanks fellow Texans for filling in 4 me! I’m a 🐔 when it comes to my constituents.
@genefortexas.bsky.social
@juaquincastrotx.bsky.social
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@kendallscudder.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
@genefortexas.bsky.social
@juaquincastrotx.bsky.social
@texasdemocrats.bsky.social
@kendallscudder.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
March 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🐔My San Antonio Coup… oops Coop😝🐔. The YOLKS on YOU …. I am never there🥚
March 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
🐔My San Antonio Coup… oops Coop😝🐔. The YOLKS on YOU …. I am never there🥚