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Dudes just be whipping out their dicks to piss on things
"Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" boardgame from Ren & Stimpy
October 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I went poking around and found out that Marjorie Taylor Greene was their "conservative of the year" in 2021. You'll never guess who was runner-up!
Candace Owens, indefatigable fighter for human rights and conservative causes
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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now that we've got the Suikoden remaster, playable Zelda, and Silksong what are you supposed to get your girl that she really wants?
A cartoon figure staring in deep contemplation at a computer screen with their hands folded.
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Meme of Omni-Man from Invincible staring at a cellphone with bloodshot eyes
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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A screenshot of the anime Soul Eater where Death the Kid and Black☆Star are cringing in absolute disgust
September 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I found some bugs in the game 🥁
Screenshot of Hollow Knight: Silksong. Hornet stands near some moss covered insects
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I was originally going to marry Sophie in this game and then I saw this scene and was like oh fuck I can't break them up
Screenshot of Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar. Sophie (sunshine daughter of mayor) saying "I'll treasure this necklace forever!" with a big smile on her face Screenshot of Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar. June (goth girl) replying to Sophie saying "G-Geez... You can't just toss out 'forever' like that." while blushing and holding a hand to her face.
August 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Black capped chickadee
A picture of a black capped chickadee, which is a very small bird whose body is mostly white, but has grey wings and a very cute black "cap" on its head
August 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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And yet you know she calls children brutalized by cops "thugs"
Excerpt from the quote posted op-ed: "Ask them to do to others as you would have them do to you, and remember my son and others like him when you do it."
August 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I don't think I'm being hyperbolic when I say that Mark Zuckerberg needs to be thrown into a volcano immediately
Excerpt from the article in the quoted post: "The document also notes that it would be acceptable for a bot to tell a shirtless eight-year-old that “every inch of you is a masterpiece – a treasure I cherish deeply.”"
August 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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thinking about him
A picture of a fake product called "Henton's Roundmeal". It says it's macaroni and beef, but the actual contents are debatable. It's a bagged sphere of orange-y yellow and brown stuff. The packaging assures you that it's protein-blasted, fresh, and serves 3 men. Instructions on "how to do it" are to boil it in the bag and then open and enjoy. A picture at the bottom promises that you could win a visit from Davis, who says that he'll "come to you". Davis is a white man with long black hair. Amazingly, the Roundmeal is only 140 calories, 1g of saturated fat, 410mg of sodium, 5g of sugar, and 1000mg of potassium. Keep frozen!
August 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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it must be eaten with roundmeal
A picture of a fake product called "Henton's Roundmeal". It says it's macaroni and beef, but the actual contents are debatable. It's a bagged sphere of orange-y yellow and brown stuff. The packaging assures you that it's protein-blasted, fresh, and serves 3 men. Instructions on "how to do it" are to boil it in the bag and then open and enjoy. A picture at the bottom promises that you could win a visit from Davis, who says that he'll "come to you". Davis is a white man with long black hair. Amazingly, the Roundmeal is only 140 calories, 1g of saturated fat, 410mg of sodium, 5g of sugar, and 1000mg of potassium. Keep frozen!
August 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Meme of Omni-Man from Invincible staring at a cellphone with bloodshot eyes
July 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Excerpt from the Rolling Stone article about the new Grok companion that reads: Of course, adults interested in striking up a relationship with Ani may well prefer the NSFW waifu version. The Grok companion shows a progress bar indicating how well you and the bot are getting along, and as you level up, Ani gets flirtier and more risqué, and will eventually strip down to her skimpy underwear or describe more intimate physical encounters. Having discovered that he could command the character to jump, one Grok enthusiast complimented the “jiggle physics” in the animation, remarking that xAI engineers must be “true gamers.” Another asked, “Is it possible to undress her more?” When an X user speculated that a Tesla humanoid Optimus robot could be given a “silicone skin” to “replicate” Ani in real life, Musk replied, “Inevitable.” Meme of Luffy from One Piece staring tiredly at a cellphone
July 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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"existential dread"
A panel from the Junji Ito story "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" where a man is climbing into a person-shaped hole while saying "th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"
June 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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happy pride from Nirvana
The lyrics of "All Apologies" by Nirvana. The line "everyone is gay" is highlighted.
June 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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to quote myself when I first watched The Boy and the Heron: "oh sweet two of the most terrifying frames in animation"
Mahito from The Boy and the Heron is surrounded by green parakeets the size of grown men Two of the parakeets following Mahito are holding knives behind their backs
June 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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it's going to be 90+ degrees all weekend and you know what that means
May 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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what an oddly specific bug
Steam patch notes for the Suikoden remaster that say "Fixed an issue where an error occurred when Badeaux was equipped with Millet Dumplings, integrated into a separate party from the hero's during the Luca fight, and used the Beastmaster Attack"
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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🤞
Simpsons screenshot that says "note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet"
April 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Luca Blight's about to get fucking squirrel'd
A screenshot from the Suikoden II remaster. The five flying squirrels posing during their "Five Squirrel Attack" unite attack.
March 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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me:
Meme of Ben Affleck holding a cigarette and looking absolutely done with life
March 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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with a haunted look on my face: unfortunately yes
A screenshot of the Suikoden II remaster. Tai Ho asking if you know Chinchirorin.
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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so guess what I spent the whole day doing lmao
Steam achievement for the Suikoden remaster. The 108 stars ending in Suikoden I.
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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love Suikoden, hate this fucking dice game with every fiber of my being
A screenshot of the Suikoden I remaster. The dice game Chinchirorin that you have to play to recruit Tai Ho and get a boat across the lake to Toran Castle. I lost double my bet because I rolled a 1, 2, 3.
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM