Is this a hint that there’ll be a Chevy Chase episode or two in the future?

I got the same order. After the first one I thought “that was the purple?”

Has anyone checked on the stairs? Are they okay?

If Billy Joel taught us anything it’s that horrible people live longer. It’s more likely that Vance invokes the 25th on 1/21/27 so he can still run for two terms to facilitate Theil’s and Yarvin’s vision for the country.

The “Trump Boys” articles were pretty solid last time though.

I’m not a moneyologist, so don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure it’s technically illegal to smash coins. My guess is that those machines use blanks, and the penny you put in is misdirection.

Germans on TikTok have said he would have been arrested for it if he did it there.