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Eric Bateman
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COMIC: The Search for an Ergonomic Desk!
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits at a desk in front of a computer, tongue out in concentration. TEXT: You’ve tried sitting desks! PANEL 2: GRAMP stands looking up at a computer on a desk at armpit-height. TEXT: You’ve tried standing desks! PANEL 3: In silhouette, we see GRAMP running on a treadmill attached to a standing desk. TEXT: You’ve even tried treadmill desks! But have you tried a HAMMOCK desk? PANEL 4: We see GRAMP asleep in a hammock tied to a tree. A margarita and newspaper are on the ground. TEXT; “Hammock desk! …Just give up!” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
chippercomic.bsky.social
The Secret Life of Cones
A traffic cone walks out of the bathroom and forgot to put their flap back down, showing a pink thong. Two cones comment about it.
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Eric Bateman
davekellett.bsky.social
If you've ever wondered how risqué I'd go in 'Sheldon', this comic is the line. It's basically "Darth Vader nipples, and no further"
davekellett.bsky.social Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · Aug 27
TODAY'S COMIC: What Artists Do
PANEL 1: A black woman with a grey streak in her curly hair, stands at a canvas on an easel, holding a paint bush. Narration text: PAINTER WOMAN: Give me a canvas and I will lift your imagination! PANEL 2: A latino man with thinning grey hair and a thick grey mustache, holds a book open. Narration text: AUTHOR MAN: Give me a page, and I will transport your soul! PANEL 3: A young red headed woman sits ona stool, wearing a plaid shirt and holding a guitar. Narration text: MUSICIAN WOMAN: Give ma a microphone, and I will fill your heart! PANEL 4: A portly man with long, stringy brown-grey hair, wearing denim overalls without a shirt, holds a finger in the air while motioning to his computer screen, where an image of Darth Vader is shown. Vader is holding up two thumbs up, and has 6 nipples down his front, protruding like that one terrible Batman costume. Narration text: A.I. ARTIST Man: Give me two server farms powered by a hydroelectric dam, and Imma generate a Vader with six nipples. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
August 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
chippercomic.bsky.social
Mando's First Cruise
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
chippercomic.bsky.social
Nutrition Info
two dragons looks at a knight they defeated. One says to the other "I'm on a diet. My wife says I can't eat the ones with 'sugar' as the first ingredient."
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
chippercomic.bsky.social
"Mando's Summer Job"

I thought it would be fitting to have this comic be my first on Bluesky since I am really proud of it.

I'll be posting my backlog of comics here so follow me if you want to see more!
The Mandalorian giving a tour of a mythosaur dairy factory to some mandalorian students.
December 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM