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smugo
@chipotle.bsky.social
oughh my bellayy
this is me
May 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Thanks for getting back to me so fast! I'll bet you a side of guac you don't know how to read this isn't the official account.
April 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Anyone can wear a jersey, you're making it seem like we'd kill women that came in with a jersey.. also jerseys are pretty nice looking, I wouldn't say they're un-flattering.
April 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
April 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
im sorry :( i was hungry so i used them for my own meal
April 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
April 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
we canbt afford new ingredients.. they're so expensive we have to be skimpy
April 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i like to eat the cardboard bowls
March 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
bring your own extra meat in a ziploc bag
March 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
parody. there's no paradox here
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
add your own lettuce
March 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
jomer
February 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm on my way...
February 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this is me
February 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i got hungry
January 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this is my plushie after i dunked it in mud 15 times
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i ate them all
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
January 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i got thirsty and drank the salsa
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
get something different ezpz
January 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
normal coca cola is right there, if you don't want the diet or zero just.. don't get it? nobody is forcing you.
January 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
freaking awesomesauce
January 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM