Dear Loser,[Chris]
chipoltergeist.bsky.social
Dear Loser,[Chris]
@chipoltergeist.bsky.social
I’m just all about that action boss
Have you heard the tale of his grandfather?

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January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Hey Congresswoman. ICE just executed another civilian and your caucus, of which you are house whip, voted to give them unrestricted funding. Why are you bad at your job?
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Weirdest almost consequential game I’ve ever attended
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
@alexkirshner.com Pablo Sanchez had more potential in Backyard Baseball. The Kyler Murray of his time.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So you’re going to ask Chuck Schumer to resign?
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
From USC-Maryland last year (aka the ON!D!WABI game)
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dabo voice: “you know who else fell twice on the path to redemption?”
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
At Cal is a random number generator.
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is Starkville the palouse of the SEC? I’m more ways than just “Mike Leach lived in both places”
September 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
CFB pantheon ads would sell way more Nissans than the Heisman House
September 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Can't finesse, I'm the finest
AKA, it's your Highness
I don't know if she got a snort habit or the bitch got sinus
August 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Spotify auto-generated chapter titles for this one are a real journey
August 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I reckon we’re a race away from the “Norris to Merc/RedBull/Aston” rumors
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Khalil Tate
November 24, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I appreciate the hesitation though
November 24, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Is OU bluesky less toxic than OU twitter? I really want to admire their work here without being sent pictures of burnt brisket
November 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
May you one day experience the simple joy of “remembering some guys”
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM