Going commando tonight. I’m in for a nude awakening.
February 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Going commando tonight. I’m in for a nude awakening.
That dinner sure gave me the runs for my money.
January 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
That dinner sure gave me the runs for my money.
Remembering Onan on this Christmas Day.
December 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Remembering Onan on this Christmas Day.
JD Vance, or as he was assigned at birth, Juicy Davenport Vance.
July 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
JD Vance, or as he was assigned at birth, Juicy Davenport Vance.
Let them eat gake.
January 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Let them eat gake.
Orson Welles was the original Young Sheldon.
November 21, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Orson Welles was the original Young Sheldon.
To this day, I have still never went to Oovoo Javer.
November 14, 2023 at 8:34 PM
To this day, I have still never went to Oovoo Javer.
Don’t believe the anti-hype, The Marvels is awesome.
November 10, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Don’t believe the anti-hype, The Marvels is awesome.
His full name is Bryce Dallas Wong.
October 19, 2023 at 8:27 PM
His full name is Bryce Dallas Wong.
Republicans think Beauty and the Beast is the tragic story of Gaston, the greatest man who ever lived.
August 26, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Republicans think Beauty and the Beast is the tragic story of Gaston, the greatest man who ever lived.
Lorcana set 2 is going to teach a whole new generation about Fallen Empires.
August 25, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Lorcana set 2 is going to teach a whole new generation about Fallen Empires.
This is my relationship with my cat.
August 23, 2023 at 11:31 PM
This is my relationship with my cat.
But why does a space ship need a self destruct button in the first place?
August 20, 2023 at 6:05 AM
But why does a space ship need a self destruct button in the first place?
Jules rules. #chaaaarming
August 16, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Jules rules. #chaaaarming
All video games can be placed into one of two groups:
1. Poison is green.
2. Poison is purple.
1. Poison is green.
2. Poison is purple.
August 9, 2023 at 8:16 PM
All video games can be placed into one of two groups:
1. Poison is green.
2. Poison is purple.
1. Poison is green.
2. Poison is purple.
The WGA is seeking success-based residuals, which they absolutely deserve and should get. However I can’t help but envision the future where execs specifically WANT shows to be mediocre in order to be the most profitable to them.
August 5, 2023 at 3:06 PM
The WGA is seeking success-based residuals, which they absolutely deserve and should get. However I can’t help but envision the future where execs specifically WANT shows to be mediocre in order to be the most profitable to them.
These should definitely be called Bleets. That way all the Nazis left at Twitter can jerk each other off and call us sheep while their sad Nazi space slowly closes in around them.
August 1, 2023 at 6:53 PM
These should definitely be called Bleets. That way all the Nazis left at Twitter can jerk each other off and call us sheep while their sad Nazi space slowly closes in around them.
Excuse me what the fuck is Twitter? Do you mean the super popular app widely known as X?
July 29, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Excuse me what the fuck is Twitter? Do you mean the super popular app widely known as X?
If Twitter is X, can we just call this Twitter? Maybe get a little bird as the icon?
July 25, 2023 at 11:32 PM
If Twitter is X, can we just call this Twitter? Maybe get a little bird as the icon?
Kneel!
(Where?)
Da grass.
(Why?)
Bison.
(Where?)
Da grass.
(Why?)
Bison.
July 16, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Kneel!
(Where?)
Da grass.
(Why?)
Bison.
(Where?)
Da grass.
(Why?)
Bison.