Chip Handsome
@chiphandsome.bsky.social
Chip. Handsome. That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
Ma Kent calling Pa Kent “a big mush”? My heart! ❤️
July 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ma Kent calling Pa Kent “a big mush”? My heart! ❤️
Oh, she must have meant “remade to be worse.”
July 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh, she must have meant “remade to be worse.”
Wacky idea - what if you actually LIKED serving the common good?
June 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wacky idea - what if you actually LIKED serving the common good?
Yaye! My favorite Twitter posts are back!
June 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yaye! My favorite Twitter posts are back!
After I ADHD forgot to get the trans one, I’m never missing one again.
June 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
After I ADHD forgot to get the trans one, I’m never missing one again.
Thank you for the peace.
June 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Thank you for the peace.
You’re right - he does look stupid.
June 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You’re right - he does look stupid.
I hear “goose flesh” sometimes and I hate it.
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I hear “goose flesh” sometimes and I hate it.
So Mighty No. 9 next?
May 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So Mighty No. 9 next?
This IS important!
May 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This IS important!
He was a wonderful real estate agent in The Santa Clarita Diet.
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ALT: a man in a suit holds a small white dog in his hand
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He was a wonderful real estate agent in The Santa Clarita Diet.
Wait, since he brought a fake ID, is the implication that he’s under 21? But the AI did verify he worked as Senior Software Dev at Amazon? And why did he bring a fake ID? Was he worried she’d card him?
April 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wait, since he brought a fake ID, is the implication that he’s under 21? But the AI did verify he worked as Senior Software Dev at Amazon? And why did he bring a fake ID? Was he worried she’d card him?
I know this is a joke but most of us can’t even afford to go to Bluesky restaurant!
April 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I know this is a joke but most of us can’t even afford to go to Bluesky restaurant!
Wailing at the moon at an all time high!
April 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Wailing at the moon at an all time high!
Chuck Schumer is reportedly whispering to colleagues “filler arcs are my favorite part!”
April 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Chuck Schumer is reportedly whispering to colleagues “filler arcs are my favorite part!”
Are all Max Muncies always born on same day? Do the have a spawning period like sea turtles?
March 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are all Max Muncies always born on same day? Do the have a spawning period like sea turtles?