Can confirm that it's quite cozy up there

I still aspire to abandon the flesh for the machine, despite the haters

I'm a huge sucker for couch beds, I think it'd be neat but I'm biased there

can confirm, I was there

Are we talking online ads or TV/real world ads?
As far as I know, online ads will be based on language preference, and google or whatever ad provider probably knows you communicate in English mostly

I reluctantly add a counter clockwise turn on the left

I pick up the cube.
I rotate the right side clockwise, twice.
I put the cube down in front of you.
"It is now shuffled", I say with confidence.

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.

or when I see an unattended broom handle

Nah but I think my mom knows. She once texted me a picture of folks in fursuits she saw at a convention (not a furry convention mind you) and said something along the lines of "feel like that's something you'd be into"