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Trollin', Trollin', Trollin', hemorrhoids are swollen, keep those texts a rolling. Bluesky
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2025 Predictions

President Trump will.....

.. redesign the American flag
... pardon Sean Diddy Combs
... attempt to bankrupt Mexico
... try to influence the Boy Scouts
... display the Ten Commandments
... take the Panama canal by force
... demand a military parade
... expunge his convictions
IRONY:

Parks workers who would be tasked with removing the Epstein "Friends" statue are on furlough.
October 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social

I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays.

"Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..."

"So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time"

"When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@jimmykimmel.com

I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays.

"Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..."

"So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time"

"When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays.

"Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..."

"So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time"

"When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays.

Uhmm...

"Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..."

"So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time"

"When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thomas Jacob Sanford suspected gunman at the Michigan church.... Just another unhinged leftist.
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nexstar Internal Memo Defends Pulling Jimmy Kimmel Show: “No One Has An Unlimited Right To Say Whatever They Want On A Talk Show”

Substitute "to Free Speech" for "An Unlimited Right To Say Whatever They Want" it's the same thing
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@jimmykimmel.com
This year's BEST Halloween costume
Materials:
(2) Pieces of foam rubber 4'X4'X1"
(2) Lengths of red ribbon 1" wide
(1) Black marker
1. Sandwich yourself between the foam rubber
2. Run the ribbon to look like rubber bands
3. Write "EPSTEIN" across the front and back
September 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
PLEASE REPOST
This year's BEST Halloween costume

Materials:
(2) Pieces of foam rubber 4'X4'X1"
(2) Lengths of red ribbon 1" wide
(1) Black marker

1. Sandwich yourself between the foam rubber
2. Run the ribbon to look like rubber bands
3. Write "EPSTEIN" across the front and back

#Halloween
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
100% of all marijuana users started on milk...

...milk is a gateway drug

#old
September 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social

The most blasphemous thing any Christian can say is...

"I am going to heaven, and you are not."
September 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Deportee (Plane Wreck At Los Gatos) share.google/klBxq7K54fwr...
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September 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Supporting NATO?.... Supporting the UN?...

What is Trump up too?
September 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It has been over 50 years since the release of the Pentagon Papers.

7000 pages that showed both executive and legislative malfeasance that ultimately brought down the Nixon administration.

Ellsberg had guts... Any takers?
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The problem with martyrs, is that they are never around to comment on the way they are being portrayed.
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Being old does give one perspective.

I keep having flashbacks to Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby.

If Tyler Robinson identifies as a right wing conservative, are they going to allow him to state that fact in public?
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Meet the new propaganda arm of the conservative right-

Nexstar Media Group, Inc. is a leading diversified media company that produces and distributes engaging local and national news, sports and entertainment content across its television and digital platforms.
September 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Of course Wembanyama loves space....

He's already half way there!
September 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The country is being run by the five "C"s

Crooked
Caucasian
Conservative
Christians
(with a) Cock
September 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This whole Charlie Kirk thing is giving the right exactly what they want... Boundaries
September 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The most blasphemous thing any Christian can say is...

"I am going to heaven, and you are not."
September 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword" (Matthew 26:52)

“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights,” Charlie Kirk
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is it too early in this authoritarian regime to bring up the possibility of public executions?
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM