Chip Morris (He/Him)
@chip-morris.bsky.social
Lab lover (Dexter & Dogs), garage lifter, tattoo addict, and still no OF account.
First one down. 5 to go! Ren & Stimpy plus Spongebob & Patrick next Monday! #dexterdeedee
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
First one down. 5 to go! Ren & Stimpy plus Spongebob & Patrick next Monday! #dexterdeedee
Literally chillin'
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Literally chillin'
Latest work. All the outlines are done after two5 hour sessions. I made my next booking for the color. #90sCartoons #tattoos
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Latest work. All the outlines are done after two5 hour sessions. I made my next booking for the color. #90sCartoons #tattoos
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Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
Here fishy fishy. Slinging drinks until 5:30. #sidehustle
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here fishy fishy. Slinging drinks until 5:30. #sidehustle
Dad in Dallas?
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dad in Dallas?
Bloody with a sidecar? Caramel apple martini? #sidehustle
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bloody with a sidecar? Caramel apple martini? #sidehustle
I come off as an 8. I'm seriously a leveled guy.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I come off as an 8. I'm seriously a leveled guy.
Too bad this AWS outage didn't break Teams
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Too bad this AWS outage didn't break Teams
I took a nap. Please clap. 👏 plus I did my #skyrizishot and I am in a fog.
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I took a nap. Please clap. 👏 plus I did my #skyrizishot and I am in a fog.
We do. Even when tired.
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We do. Even when tired.
Don't mind the gratuitous bathroom selfie but trying out the Lingo continuous glucose meter. My regular blood draws are showing an increase in glucose. Thought I'd monitor.
September 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Don't mind the gratuitous bathroom selfie but trying out the Lingo continuous glucose meter. My regular blood draws are showing an increase in glucose. Thought I'd monitor.
Just another day at the grind. Thought I'd try out the new camera.
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just another day at the grind. Thought I'd try out the new camera.
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Something to chew on.
September 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Something to chew on.
Here fishy fishy. Serving draanks from 11-5. 🐠🐠
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Here fishy fishy. Serving draanks from 11-5. 🐠🐠
Please be at your appointment 15 minutes early. I got here at 10:25 and checked in for my 10:30 appointment. It's 11:44 and I'm still in the exam room waiting on my urologist. Like c'mon, give me the DRE and let's jump.
September 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Please be at your appointment 15 minutes early. I got here at 10:25 and checked in for my 10:30 appointment. It's 11:44 and I'm still in the exam room waiting on my urologist. Like c'mon, give me the DRE and let's jump.
There has been a lot of muting over here.
I need to mute more words
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There has been a lot of muting over here.
I may or may not be a bartender at a rally. I was asked to work. Figured I didn't have to work my day job so I signed up. Ummm. So there's that.
September 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I may or may not be a bartender at a rally. I was asked to work. Figured I didn't have to work my day job so I signed up. Ummm. So there's that.
She chilling.
August 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
She chilling.