To match my dick 🤣🤣
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
To match my dick 🤣🤣
Thank you for the rec! I’ve been looking for exactly this!
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Thank you for the rec! I’ve been looking for exactly this!
Another perk of aging! Just mor time to collect life merit badges.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Another perk of aging! Just mor time to collect life merit badges.
That’s badge of honor shit
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
That’s badge of honor shit
The sexiest! The tastiest! The… crunchiest?
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The sexiest! The tastiest! The… crunchiest?
🤣🤣🤣
Gotta keep the engine running!
Gotta keep the engine running!
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Gotta keep the engine running!
Gotta keep the engine running!
I’d still lick it. For science 🤓
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I’d still lick it. For science 🤓
Like a Nerds Rope 🤣🤣🤣
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Like a Nerds Rope 🤣🤣🤣
Same! Much preferred this version of my brain. I’ll take the slower recovery and random aches/pains.
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Same! Much preferred this version of my brain. I’ll take the slower recovery and random aches/pains.
Getting older, it’s better than the alternative!
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Getting older, it’s better than the alternative!
Can’t wait for someone in their 40s to jump in and be like, “you young, bendy, jerks”.
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Can’t wait for someone in their 40s to jump in and be like, “you young, bendy, jerks”.
It’s a gorgeous shot. Made better knowing how much thought and care you put into it!
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It’s a gorgeous shot. Made better knowing how much thought and care you put into it!
It’s a NEED 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It’s a NEED 🤣
Asleep! I’m old 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Asleep! I’m old 🤣