Broseph Hoffmann
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Broseph Hoffmann
@chimpotle.bsky.social
Less emotion, more emulsion
Nothing quite as relaxing after a long day of work as drinking a beer while your SO continues to have to work
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sometimes my feed is interesting/depressing news. Then it randomly swaps to pictures of mushrooms. Like...I don't even fucking know, guys.
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If someone could just forward me the AI image result of "mahomes naked hanging major dong" to blow up the inbox of all the haters, I would be 100% grateful
January 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just a KC boy, standing on an IL street, holding a box of NY pizza
January 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Still magically celebrating life on the 8-year anniversary of eating a Crunchy Doritos Locos Naked Chicken Chalupa Chalupa #LiveMas #TacoBell
January 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have reached the level of old I did not know existed, where I don't need readers, yet I can't read anything with my glasses on.
January 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yeah, it's gonna be a no from me, dawg #heyfatboys
November 17, 2024 at 3:25 PM