Jen Flintstone
@chimpjen.bsky.social
She/her. Fan of our fellow earthlings, especially other primates, cetaceans, birds, and flowers. Chimpanzees are my speciality. Lefty both politically and in handedness. Heterochromia iridum. Swiftie over fifty. Go Lions! Opinions my own. No DMs please.
The greatest lie ever told
![Image is a screenshot of an Instacart delivery message that reads "Heading to you soon" and "[name redacted] is making a nearby delivery and will keep items temperature controlled." The words "will keep items temperature controlled" are highlighted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5iuj5il465hr6fvcgruonz33/bafkreiatbamyf3csfibqvujxgsbni4wfn7ozav7zpovvcdrh23aahsk5a4@jpeg)
June 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The greatest lie ever told
If I started a country, this would be my flag.
April 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If I started a country, this would be my flag.
I feel like the highlighted portion needs more attention. Israel is apparently asking the US to replace their weaponry following strikes against Muslims, & that's a "minor factor" but it's Europe (did any European gov'ts even ask for a strike?) that's described by Vance & Hegseth as "freeloading"
March 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I feel like the highlighted portion needs more attention. Israel is apparently asking the US to replace their weaponry following strikes against Muslims, & that's a "minor factor" but it's Europe (did any European gov'ts even ask for a strike?) that's described by Vance & Hegseth as "freeloading"
JD Vance doesn't think before he tweets or telegrams or truth socials or whatever
March 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
JD Vance doesn't think before he tweets or telegrams or truth socials or whatever
I wished a m-f would...
March 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I wished a m-f would...
When the war chat group's love language is Words of Affirmation
![A screenshot from the Houthi PC small group. John Ratliffe writes "A good start." Michael Waltz responds with a fist emoji, American flag, and fire emoji. MAR [Marco Rubio, allegedly] writes "Good job Pete and your tea!!" Michael Waltz replies "The team in MAL did a great job as well." S M (Stephen Miller, allegedly) writes "Great work all. Powerful start."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5iuj5il465hr6fvcgruonz33/bafkreihs7cxoeaqj6jk2dl2wciz7ec2jj2xjvbycf4ggwmlejvmekir7ge@jpeg)
March 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When the war chat group's love language is Words of Affirmation
Spot the hawk! (The good kind, not the warmonger kind.)
March 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Spot the hawk! (The good kind, not the warmonger kind.)
A dune sunflower blooming in my yard. Been waiting for weeks for it to produce flowers!
February 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A dune sunflower blooming in my yard. Been waiting for weeks for it to produce flowers!
I have given a BOOP, please BOOP in return
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have given a BOOP, please BOOP in return
Sunday reading 💙📚
January 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sunday reading 💙📚
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery
January 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery
I've been getting quite a few followers who are following a lot of people, but have very few followers, and no or few posts. Should I just preemptively block such profiles? They seem not genuine. Idk if bots or phishing or what.
January 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I've been getting quite a few followers who are following a lot of people, but have very few followers, and no or few posts. Should I just preemptively block such profiles? They seem not genuine. Idk if bots or phishing or what.
These two bloodhounds are on the case. Only they know what the case is, but rest assured, they are on it.
January 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
These two bloodhounds are on the case. Only they know what the case is, but rest assured, they are on it.
Sat down to read a book on a rainy, cloudy Saturday but naturally I'm still on my phone instead, applying filters to photos of my girl Queenie 🥰
January 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sat down to read a book on a rainy, cloudy Saturday but naturally I'm still on my phone instead, applying filters to photos of my girl Queenie 🥰
Kings of the North! As a Michigander who grew up with the Lions losing as the default, this is really something to see.
January 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Kings of the North! As a Michigander who grew up with the Lions losing as the default, this is really something to see.
At CREW Bird Rookery Swamp in Florida this afternoon.
January 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
At CREW Bird Rookery Swamp in Florida this afternoon.
And the NOLA terrorist was recently divorced. It's also common for mass shooters to be upset about a woman leaving them or refusing to date them, and are often abusers to boot. Men really need to learn how to deal with relationship problems differently. 🙄
January 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
And the NOLA terrorist was recently divorced. It's also common for mass shooters to be upset about a woman leaving them or refusing to date them, and are often abusers to boot. Men really need to learn how to deal with relationship problems differently. 🙄
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Sea potatoes, in Fort Pierce FL today
December 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Sea potatoes, in Fort Pierce FL today
I don't know about the rest of you, but this already sunk in for me back in 1999. And again and again and again, year after year. The people who care more about guns than children aren't horrified by a second-grader calling 911 during a shooting. It's what US children are trained to do.
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but this already sunk in for me back in 1999. And again and again and again, year after year. The people who care more about guns than children aren't horrified by a second-grader calling 911 during a shooting. It's what US children are trained to do.