It's so anorexic you can see its collarbones.

It better slice, dice, AND julienne or I'm not backing it on kickstarter

Yep. I escaped eventually!

I hear they shit in the woods?

Huh.. my conservative Lutheran parochial school taught me that the Papacy was the Antichrist. (At least they didn't go quite so far as to say the Pope himself was, which now seems a distinction without a difference.)

Yet I got left on read until I said it conventionally... harumph! 🤣

My first book was the Norse version of this, which I've heard was basically the same book with the names swapped out. It too was not good, but it got me to cast a circle in my bedroom in the hush of night and ended up opening up my world.

Happy birthday! Enjoy!

I have about 6 index cards with scribbles that I need to put in some sort of notebook because I think I'm gonna need it lol

I did my all-time best this week, go me!