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My Phone: *Vibrates*
Me: Ok what the fuck has he done now?
Me: Ok what the fuck has he done now?
January 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My Phone: *Vibrates*
Me: Ok what the fuck has he done now?
Me: Ok what the fuck has he done now?
If you expect people to have sympathy let me remind you it’s way easier and cheaper for people to get guns than it is to get health care
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 AM
If you expect people to have sympathy let me remind you it’s way easier and cheaper for people to get guns than it is to get health care
Me waddling to the bathroom:
“I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me…”
“I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me…”
November 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Me waddling to the bathroom:
“I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me…”
“I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me I take the poop the poop doesn’t take me…”
These debates are dumb
“Senator, absolutely everything is wrong with the world right now. Tell us in under 2 minutes how you plan to fix literally everything that is wrong with the world while I stare at you judgementally”
“Senator, absolutely everything is wrong with the world right now. Tell us in under 2 minutes how you plan to fix literally everything that is wrong with the world while I stare at you judgementally”
October 2, 2024 at 2:36 AM
These debates are dumb
“Senator, absolutely everything is wrong with the world right now. Tell us in under 2 minutes how you plan to fix literally everything that is wrong with the world while I stare at you judgementally”
“Senator, absolutely everything is wrong with the world right now. Tell us in under 2 minutes how you plan to fix literally everything that is wrong with the world while I stare at you judgementally”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid debating Kamala Harris again
September 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid debating Kamala Harris again