The Unix epoch comes for us all....

Ok your brain technically shoots antimatter at the machine but whatever

Lmao I assumed this was a fake screenshot

A man with some kind of vague European accent told me I was a beautiful person,,, going to be riding this high for the next month

Checking to see if my murder was successful by asking if they got home safe

I didn't even get the alert :(

Stella :)

So cool that you can hold one of the highest offices in the country until your brain literally rots out of your skull

Thank you for posting 🫡