why am i so tired i didnt even fucking do anything today
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
why am i so tired i didnt even fucking do anything today
aight thats your monthly blue sky post from me. back to hibernation until the next time my wife reminds me this place exists
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
aight thats your monthly blue sky post from me. back to hibernation until the next time my wife reminds me this place exists
the fuckin joy i felt waking up with my alarm and taking a few seconds to realize it isnt monday. fuckin phew. aaron 1 monday 0 bitch
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the fuckin joy i felt waking up with my alarm and taking a few seconds to realize it isnt monday. fuckin phew. aaron 1 monday 0 bitch
its wild how much being in a way happier life situation is making me feel younger and more energetic at almost 40 than when i was 20.
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
its wild how much being in a way happier life situation is making me feel younger and more energetic at almost 40 than when i was 20.
hot damn. i have a wife and a house now. holy shit.
been 2y and i still get hit with random thoughts outa nowhere like. hot fuckin damn. i have a wife now. holy shit yes
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
hot damn. i have a wife and a house now. holy shit.
im a little crunk tonight yall im making both kinds a posts. food posts and wife posts. im a simple man.
August 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
im a little crunk tonight yall im making both kinds a posts. food posts and wife posts. im a simple man.
been 2y and i still get hit with random thoughts outa nowhere like. hot fuckin damn. i have a wife now. holy shit yes
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
been 2y and i still get hit with random thoughts outa nowhere like. hot fuckin damn. i have a wife now. holy shit yes
taco bell removed nacho fries again the one fuckin night im cravin that shit. shattered
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
taco bell removed nacho fries again the one fuckin night im cravin that shit. shattered
gavin newsom up in here acting like the antidote to trump but all his bitch ass does is post the same shitty boomer memes and all caps rants as the mf he’s supposed to be the opposite to. good going bro ya played yourself.
August 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
gavin newsom up in here acting like the antidote to trump but all his bitch ass does is post the same shitty boomer memes and all caps rants as the mf he’s supposed to be the opposite to. good going bro ya played yourself.
woke up at 2 pm. hung over. sleep til 7 pm. still hung over. fuck me dude
August 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
woke up at 2 pm. hung over. sleep til 7 pm. still hung over. fuck me dude
i forgot i never closed my photo app and i opened it today and first thing i see is a full screen of this pic i took of my wife lookin like some kind of cryptid lmao
July 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i forgot i never closed my photo app and i opened it today and first thing i see is a full screen of this pic i took of my wife lookin like some kind of cryptid lmao
1 thing yall gotta know about me is i get easily sucked into the schmooze hole. i be that “any big plans, seen a good movie, hows the missus doing” type mf
June 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
1 thing yall gotta know about me is i get easily sucked into the schmooze hole. i be that “any big plans, seen a good movie, hows the missus doing” type mf
i only listen to the oldies. like oppan gangnam style
June 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i only listen to the oldies. like oppan gangnam style
folks be hatin on gen alpha kids and their funny skibidi words like their asses didnt say shit like olly olly oxen free and jinx u owe me a soda
June 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
folks be hatin on gen alpha kids and their funny skibidi words like their asses didnt say shit like olly olly oxen free and jinx u owe me a soda
fuck the month of may we in the merry merry month of gay motha fuckas
June 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
fuck the month of may we in the merry merry month of gay motha fuckas
ik this site is chiller than twitter but just to make sure. any of yall who aint 100 percent down with trans ppl having equal access to health care and full dignity as their changed gender are catchin a block. this aint a debate.
May 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
ik this site is chiller than twitter but just to make sure. any of yall who aint 100 percent down with trans ppl having equal access to health care and full dignity as their changed gender are catchin a block. this aint a debate.
woke up today. angry at news. horny for wife. hungry for breakfast. my dudes i think i just invented being harngry
May 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
woke up today. angry at news. horny for wife. hungry for breakfast. my dudes i think i just invented being harngry
older i get the more i like watching funny bad movies more than good movies
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
older i get the more i like watching funny bad movies more than good movies
bringin my wife breakfast in bed. gotta check that one off to get my official wife guy certification ❤️🔥
April 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bringin my wife breakfast in bed. gotta check that one off to get my official wife guy certification ❤️🔥
maybe the real dragons were the ones we imagined along the way.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
maybe the real dragons were the ones we imagined along the way.
sup bitches. its chad warden aight
April 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
sup bitches. its chad warden aight
god damnit i love trans people
March 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
god damnit i love trans people
to wake, perchance to bake
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
to wake, perchance to bake
chorizo is so goated
February 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
chorizo is so goated
i got 12 hrs of sleep and im still tired. whats the gd point then. i could have used those hours to watch funny videos and pet my cat
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i got 12 hrs of sleep and im still tired. whats the gd point then. i could have used those hours to watch funny videos and pet my cat