Me: I'm hungry. Petey, come here so I can eat you
Lizzy: You can't eat Petey!
Me: Why not?
Lizzy: Because I'll be sad!
Me: Oh, well, okay, fine
Lizzy: Eat Java
Me: I can't eat Java!
Lizzy: Why not?
Me: Because then I'LL be sad!
Lizzy: Then eat the dog!
Me: Then Java will be sad!

I just thought that the central figure of a Cult of Personality would have, you know... personality?

A little homemade hummus

Pumba usually just tolerates when Java kitty loves on him, but here Pumba hopped up and put his chin on the kitty. Java then stretched out and closed his eyes

Please remember, my friends: it is not enough that you get up offa that thing, you must also put in the work of dancing till you feel better

Who is ready for some hockey?

Pumba dog and Java kitty