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November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Under the text "For $250M he let Elon violate the Constitution. Repeatedly. Imagine what he'll let Mohammed Bin Whatshisface violate for a $400M plane..." is a pair of red, riveted-metal underpants hanging on a hangar next to the rag "MAGA Chastity Garments" and the trademark "Our butt-hurt is 100% imaginary, no homo."
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Refuse to give him or teach him anything and you'll be a Republican.
March 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
LEGAL PRO-TIP: Will manufacturing defects soon cause vehicles YOU built to explode? Escape legal liability by providing ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE ON EARTH with a motive to vandalize them!
March 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
February 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
February 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
February 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tariffs are taxes. Taxes are laws. US law is only enforcable on US soil. There is no thing to tax until goods arrive on US soil, and no one to tax except the American who bought goods from overseas. The same American who will factor their costs into the price you pay. This isn't hard. Trump is a liar. The liar lied. DUH.
February 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
February 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM