Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼
@childproof-lock.bsky.social
Feminist. Cat mom. Auntie. Twin. Loves: reading, traveling, horror movies, astrology, laughing, pop culture, wrestling.
Aries ☀️ Capricorn 🌙 Scorpio ⬆️
Men who mansplain or try to tell me how to live my life will be blocked 💅🏼
Aries ☀️ Capricorn 🌙 Scorpio ⬆️
Men who mansplain or try to tell me how to live my life will be blocked 💅🏼
Why did you steal this post?
July 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why did you steal this post?
In my example, in The Holiday I much preferred Miles (Jack Black) over Graham (Jude Law) even though Graham is more conventionally attractive. It was Miles’s humor and personality for me.
July 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In my example, in The Holiday I much preferred Miles (Jack Black) over Graham (Jude Law) even though Graham is more conventionally attractive. It was Miles’s humor and personality for me.
I got a strike on my tiktok account for this 🤣 ever since tiktok came back after the ban they are suppressing videos, handing out community violations guidelines like candy, and banning people who speak out against trump. But the MAGAts can comment vile things and their shit doesn’t get removed
June 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I got a strike on my tiktok account for this 🤣 ever since tiktok came back after the ban they are suppressing videos, handing out community violations guidelines like candy, and banning people who speak out against trump. But the MAGAts can comment vile things and their shit doesn’t get removed
Shouldn’t this fucking bitch be working
March 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Shouldn’t this fucking bitch be working
Edgar looks so cute in his surgical suit 😭😍
Please excuse the mess, I just moved
Please excuse the mess, I just moved
March 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Edgar looks so cute in his surgical suit 😭😍
Please excuse the mess, I just moved
Please excuse the mess, I just moved
All in all what should have been a quick trip took me almost 2 hours. I’m exhausted and haven’t eaten. This kitten is going to kill me solely from raising my blood pressure. Anyway here he is with the suit half on, that’s the most he would allow 😭
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
All in all what should have been a quick trip took me almost 2 hours. I’m exhausted and haven’t eaten. This kitten is going to kill me solely from raising my blood pressure. Anyway here he is with the suit half on, that’s the most he would allow 😭
Edgar has been home an hour and has already gotten the cone off twice. Thankfully my little sister was already out and found an inflatable cone at the pet store. She’s really coming in clutch! He won’t stop licking his balls 😭
March 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Edgar has been home an hour and has already gotten the cone off twice. Thankfully my little sister was already out and found an inflatable cone at the pet store. She’s really coming in clutch! He won’t stop licking his balls 😭
Edgar had to fast overnight for his surgery and he threw up in the car on the way to the vet and ate it 😭
March 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Edgar had to fast overnight for his surgery and he threw up in the car on the way to the vet and ate it 😭
My son is going for his vasectomy tomorrow. I hope it calms him down a little. Here he is lounging under the tv while I watched Elimination Chamber. He looks like I caught him ogling Alexa Bliss’s butt 🤣
March 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My son is going for his vasectomy tomorrow. I hope it calms him down a little. Here he is lounging under the tv while I watched Elimination Chamber. He looks like I caught him ogling Alexa Bliss’s butt 🤣
He looks like Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
March 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He looks like Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
I highly encourage anyone feeling embarrassed and ashamed by Krasnov’s actions yesterday towards President Zelenskyy to write to the Ukrainian embassy and let them know we support them and stand with them! Here is my email. The email address is emb_us@mfa.gov.ua (found on the embassy’s website).
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I highly encourage anyone feeling embarrassed and ashamed by Krasnov’s actions yesterday towards President Zelenskyy to write to the Ukrainian embassy and let them know we support them and stand with them! Here is my email. The email address is emb_us@mfa.gov.ua (found on the embassy’s website).
Iced coffee with oat milk and caramel and a biscuit with honey butter. Food tastes better when it’s from a local small business 🖤
February 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Iced coffee with oat milk and caramel and a biscuit with honey butter. Food tastes better when it’s from a local small business 🖤
Why is it always dudes with cartoons as their profile pictures that are the most insufferable? This one seems to think being a jerk about people who don’t have the ability to boycott during the economic strike is justified. I’m so sick of having to explain compassion to men like this
February 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Why is it always dudes with cartoons as their profile pictures that are the most insufferable? This one seems to think being a jerk about people who don’t have the ability to boycott during the economic strike is justified. I’m so sick of having to explain compassion to men like this
I have seasonal affective disorder on top of severe clinical depression, and every year when the birds return and start singing, I feel a giant weight lift from my chest. And watching Edgar experience the beginnings of spring helps too 🖤
February 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I have seasonal affective disorder on top of severe clinical depression, and every year when the birds return and start singing, I feel a giant weight lift from my chest. And watching Edgar experience the beginnings of spring helps too 🖤
RIP Freddie. Even though your dad got custody of you in the divorce, I still love you very much and missed you all the time. I hope wherever you are, you don’t feel pain anymore. And I hope Ollie greeted you. You’ll always be my chonky boy. I know your dad is heartbroken. I love you forever and ever
February 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
RIP Freddie. Even though your dad got custody of you in the divorce, I still love you very much and missed you all the time. I hope wherever you are, you don’t feel pain anymore. And I hope Ollie greeted you. You’ll always be my chonky boy. I know your dad is heartbroken. I love you forever and ever
Sure, he’s cuddly now. But yesterday he launched himself from his goth kitty condo directly onto my face. I bled for 20 minutes 😭
February 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sure, he’s cuddly now. But yesterday he launched himself from his goth kitty condo directly onto my face. I bled for 20 minutes 😭
May your dreams come true 🖤
February 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
May your dreams come true 🖤
Can we do one to rename the country too?
February 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Can we do one to rename the country too?
Edgar is getting so big! His favorite things are his goth kitty condo, climbing all of the boxes I’ve packed for our move, biting me in the face, and snuggling 🖤
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Edgar is getting so big! His favorite things are his goth kitty condo, climbing all of the boxes I’ve packed for our move, biting me in the face, and snuggling 🖤
Anyone else participating tonight? I have my lights off except for a bedside lamp to read. I didn’t even want to use that but my camping lantern broke 😭 #resist #lightsout
February 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Anyone else participating tonight? I have my lights off except for a bedside lamp to read. I didn’t even want to use that but my camping lantern broke 😭 #resist #lightsout
MADA - make America die again
February 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
MADA - make America die again
My son insists on being in my personal space at all times and I fear it’s time to splurge on a baby body wrap
February 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My son insists on being in my personal space at all times and I fear it’s time to splurge on a baby body wrap