candy cane cunt eastwood
@childlessgambino.bsky.social
I hate your friends and they hate me too
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
🔞
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
🔞
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
me when I, me when your mom, my ass when your man, I mean my ass when
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
me when I, me when your mom, my ass when your man, I mean my ass when
we're watching Rudolph as is customary, and this guy comes onscreen and @xaq.bsky.social goes "hey it's @billhookunion.beanyear.com!"
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
we're watching Rudolph as is customary, and this guy comes onscreen and @xaq.bsky.social goes "hey it's @billhookunion.beanyear.com!"
Day 9
Journey to Bethlehem (2023)
Antonio Banderas is King Herrod and this is a musical, help me
Journey to Bethlehem (2023)
Antonio Banderas is King Herrod and this is a musical, help me
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Day 9
Journey to Bethlehem (2023)
Antonio Banderas is King Herrod and this is a musical, help me
Journey to Bethlehem (2023)
Antonio Banderas is King Herrod and this is a musical, help me
Day 8
The Grinch That Stole Bitches (2024)
jesus wept
The Grinch That Stole Bitches (2024)
jesus wept
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Day 8
The Grinch That Stole Bitches (2024)
jesus wept
The Grinch That Stole Bitches (2024)
jesus wept
go outside and do this
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
go outside and do this
Day 7
Same Time, Next Christmas (2019)
starring everyone's favorite illiterate queen 🫠 and fairly sure this is shot at the same resort Forgetting Sarah Marshall was
Same Time, Next Christmas (2019)
starring everyone's favorite illiterate queen 🫠 and fairly sure this is shot at the same resort Forgetting Sarah Marshall was
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Day 7
Same Time, Next Christmas (2019)
starring everyone's favorite illiterate queen 🫠 and fairly sure this is shot at the same resort Forgetting Sarah Marshall was
Same Time, Next Christmas (2019)
starring everyone's favorite illiterate queen 🫠 and fairly sure this is shot at the same resort Forgetting Sarah Marshall was
merry cultmas to meeeee ✨ thank you @xaq.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
merry cultmas to meeeee ✨ thank you @xaq.bsky.social
Day 6
Merry Kiss Cam (2022)
SWIMFAN (the guy) IS HERE. and he actually has chemistry with the lead actress? Could this also be a Real Actual Movie??
Merry Kiss Cam (2022)
SWIMFAN (the guy) IS HERE. and he actually has chemistry with the lead actress? Could this also be a Real Actual Movie??
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Day 6
Merry Kiss Cam (2022)
SWIMFAN (the guy) IS HERE. and he actually has chemistry with the lead actress? Could this also be a Real Actual Movie??
Merry Kiss Cam (2022)
SWIMFAN (the guy) IS HERE. and he actually has chemistry with the lead actress? Could this also be a Real Actual Movie??
Day 5(ish)
Hot Frosty (2024)
Lacey Chabert is here and so is the vet from Schitt's Creek! and boy what the fuck is this plot
Hot Frosty (2024)
Lacey Chabert is here and so is the vet from Schitt's Creek! and boy what the fuck is this plot
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Day 5(ish)
Hot Frosty (2024)
Lacey Chabert is here and so is the vet from Schitt's Creek! and boy what the fuck is this plot
Hot Frosty (2024)
Lacey Chabert is here and so is the vet from Schitt's Creek! and boy what the fuck is this plot
ho ho ho motherfuckers
December 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ho ho ho motherfuckers
the way they're already doing a bunch of these the other direction
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the way they're already doing a bunch of these the other direction
dinner tonight: toasted potato bread with melted cheddar, mayonnaise and Dijon, butter lettuce and sardines. and a glass of Hendrick's midsummer gin
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
dinner tonight: toasted potato bread with melted cheddar, mayonnaise and Dijon, butter lettuce and sardines. and a glass of Hendrick's midsummer gin
why would you apologize for having good ideas
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
why would you apologize for having good ideas
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
this was too long to post so bear with me
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
this was too long to post so bear with me
the coffee mug my mother in law gave me last year was enough to send me into apoplexy
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the coffee mug my mother in law gave me last year was enough to send me into apoplexy
it's illegal to serve a triple cocktail in Texas but not in my apartment, checkmate government
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
it's illegal to serve a triple cocktail in Texas but not in my apartment, checkmate government
Day 4
Reporting For Christmas (2023)
watching this exclusively to bother my partner, who works in news. the call sign is accurate at least
Reporting For Christmas (2023)
watching this exclusively to bother my partner, who works in news. the call sign is accurate at least
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Day 4
Reporting For Christmas (2023)
watching this exclusively to bother my partner, who works in news. the call sign is accurate at least
Reporting For Christmas (2023)
watching this exclusively to bother my partner, who works in news. the call sign is accurate at least
Day 3: Christmas at the Drive-In (2022)
Danica McKellar is here and she's a lawyer specializing in property law. very Christmasy
Danica McKellar is here and she's a lawyer specializing in property law. very Christmasy
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Day 3: Christmas at the Drive-In (2022)
Danica McKellar is here and she's a lawyer specializing in property law. very Christmasy
Danica McKellar is here and she's a lawyer specializing in property law. very Christmasy
Day 2
A Merry Christmas Wish (2022)
busy business woman inherits a farm and has to deal with that around Christmas, what a nightmare. there's a man that runs the farm, will they get together or won't they???
A Merry Christmas Wish (2022)
busy business woman inherits a farm and has to deal with that around Christmas, what a nightmare. there's a man that runs the farm, will they get together or won't they???
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Day 2
A Merry Christmas Wish (2022)
busy business woman inherits a farm and has to deal with that around Christmas, what a nightmare. there's a man that runs the farm, will they get together or won't they???
A Merry Christmas Wish (2022)
busy business woman inherits a farm and has to deal with that around Christmas, what a nightmare. there's a man that runs the farm, will they get together or won't they???