Better yet, don’t marry them! (…until they recognize your value, if you must.)

Make sure the election machines and the chain of command for the ballots leading up to, and on the day are vigilantly monitored.

“Next president” is so cute and optimistic. The reality suggests we might be stuck with this one and his regime if we all don’t stand up and undo this coup, and soon!

Millions of people voted for this (as is their right in a democracy), but the majority of voters very likely did not. Evidence suggests that the real reason we’re living through this is due to election interference. We have to acknowledge that.

Maybe he could try to get one of those jobs the “illegals” were stealing. 😏

Tell them to send help! We need the same strategies they used a few weeks ago 🙏🏽

Save your anger… We’re not far from this at the rate of how things are going, but still..it’s The Onion.

The onion

Flood Google!
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. it says Gulf of America
3. Click three little dots to the right of it
4. hit "Send Feedback"
5. hit "Gulf Of America"
6. hit "Inaccurate content".
7. hit "Incorrect", then tell them its name: ‘This body of water is the Gulf of Mexico’
8. Repeat task often

The President’s son and his assistant

We first have to acknowledge that our voting system is compromised, and put a plan in place to correct it. We’re living this moment because our votes were tampered with. A consequential election was stolen - “rigged” to quote the victor!

Some did, the majority did not! He and his cronies fixed it that way. He said so himself.

😰🙏🏽🤞🏽

Maybe they’re trying to limit entry of immigrants from the third world country that America has become? 🤷🏽‍♀️

It’s giving celebrating before crossing the finish line.