chikachikaslimkatie
@chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social
baby gamer and streamer. loot goblin. nap enthusiast and big fan of soup. 31|she/her 💖
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hey, everybody! so good to see you all on this 673rd day of January.
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 PM
hey, everybody! so good to see you all on this 673rd day of January.
laptop: “shutting down”
me: ayo same 🤙
me: ayo same 🤙
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 AM
laptop: “shutting down”
me: ayo same 🤙
me: ayo same 🤙
the lodging coordinators have seemingly unanimously decided I am their leader and they keep reaching out panicked or confused and it’s triggering my mother hen instincts like crazy. 🥹😂
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
the lodging coordinators have seemingly unanimously decided I am their leader and they keep reaching out panicked or confused and it’s triggering my mother hen instincts like crazy. 🥹😂
whatever *shakes like a chihuahua*
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 AM
whatever *shakes like a chihuahua*
the one box I’ve yet to find from the move is the one with all my prescriptions and MAN we are THRIVING right now.
like. why the fuck did I pack those in a fucking BOX. baby girl what the fuck. 😭
like. why the fuck did I pack those in a fucking BOX. baby girl what the fuck. 😭
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
the one box I’ve yet to find from the move is the one with all my prescriptions and MAN we are THRIVING right now.
like. why the fuck did I pack those in a fucking BOX. baby girl what the fuck. 😭
like. why the fuck did I pack those in a fucking BOX. baby girl what the fuck. 😭
best part about having a giant tub again is that when I wake up stupidly anxious an hour before my alarm for work goes off, I can just go have a hot soak and remember how to be sane and stable. ((:
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 AM
best part about having a giant tub again is that when I wake up stupidly anxious an hour before my alarm for work goes off, I can just go have a hot soak and remember how to be sane and stable. ((:
I loooove climate change because right now it’s warm enough that my broken a/c is a bitch but then also this coming weekend I might have to coordinate lodging for emergency ops again because of a fucking winter storm. 😭
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I loooove climate change because right now it’s warm enough that my broken a/c is a bitch but then also this coming weekend I might have to coordinate lodging for emergency ops again because of a fucking winter storm. 😭
my lil hands hurt now, but I built my new bed frame by myself (it has a charging port and lights yayyy)! and my new mattress comes today. AND I have a massive fucking bathtub again. 💖💖💖
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
my lil hands hurt now, but I built my new bed frame by myself (it has a charging port and lights yayyy)! and my new mattress comes today. AND I have a massive fucking bathtub again. 💖💖💖
heart: *random palpitations*
me: what is it, boy? do you hear something?
me: what is it, boy? do you hear something?
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
heart: *random palpitations*
me: what is it, boy? do you hear something?
me: what is it, boy? do you hear something?
two heavy balls AND my friend’s? more like a legendary reward, am I right? 😮💨
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
two heavy balls AND my friend’s? more like a legendary reward, am I right? 😮💨
stupid-early bedtime, my beloved 💖
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
stupid-early bedtime, my beloved 💖
I mentioned to my lead yesterday that I was craving caprese, and today he showed up with heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil from his hydroponic garden, mozzarella, and fig balsamic reduction. so we posted up in his cube and made some 6:30 AM caprese with my fresh cracked black pepper and Henkel knife. 😂
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I mentioned to my lead yesterday that I was craving caprese, and today he showed up with heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil from his hydroponic garden, mozzarella, and fig balsamic reduction. so we posted up in his cube and made some 6:30 AM caprese with my fresh cracked black pepper and Henkel knife. 😂
GOD I so SO badly want to have cute things for my car like mushroom tire valve caps and tiny animal and flower figurines on my dashboard and a shamelessly garish fucking wrap for my steering wheel, but we live in a shitty world where being a woman makes you a target so my car can’t be cute GRAHHHHHH
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
GOD I so SO badly want to have cute things for my car like mushroom tire valve caps and tiny animal and flower figurines on my dashboard and a shamelessly garish fucking wrap for my steering wheel, but we live in a shitty world where being a woman makes you a target so my car can’t be cute GRAHHHHHH
I knew it would be such a good day when I had to step out of my shower mid-shampoo to throw up 💖
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I knew it would be such a good day when I had to step out of my shower mid-shampoo to throw up 💖
midwife? nobody’s wife is mid. how dare you. give her to me instead.
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
midwife? nobody’s wife is mid. how dare you. give her to me instead.
I think about the “guillermo del toro’s brother, ballistic gel torso” meme like three times a week, at least
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I think about the “guillermo del toro’s brother, ballistic gel torso” meme like three times a week, at least
it would be an honor, bro
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
it would be an honor, bro
fucking thrilled to once again be participating in the ocd handwashapalooza
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
fucking thrilled to once again be participating in the ocd handwashapalooza
my city makes for a pretty lock screen 💖
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
my city makes for a pretty lock screen 💖
first day back in the office after a few weeks of working from home and I forgot how aggravating it is that people, like, exist.
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
first day back in the office after a few weeks of working from home and I forgot how aggravating it is that people, like, exist.
still thinking about the time I had a customer on the phone whose email I was confirming and my deliriously exhausted ass was like, “okay so that’s D as in dog, A as in…… another dog,” and gently weeping. girl they made a whole phonetic alphabet and you’ve used it plenty. what are you doing. please.
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
still thinking about the time I had a customer on the phone whose email I was confirming and my deliriously exhausted ass was like, “okay so that’s D as in dog, A as in…… another dog,” and gently weeping. girl they made a whole phonetic alphabet and you’ve used it plenty. what are you doing. please.
wait, apparently using “—“ in a sentence makes people think you’re using AI??? baby no I just have too much shit to say and I’m a whore for dashes and semicolons.
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
wait, apparently using “—“ in a sentence makes people think you’re using AI??? baby no I just have too much shit to say and I’m a whore for dashes and semicolons.