M. Edgeworth
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M. Edgeworth
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Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth of Japanifornia. He/Him. Contact: m.edgeworth@jpf.gov || Parody / Roleplay account, authored by Jinx

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"I suppose so. But you don’t need to start seeing it as a quid pro quo thing. I like spending money on my friends."

It was an easy way to express affection without being out of his depth, after all.
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"For what purpose? You don’t owe me anything," Miles replied matter-of-factly, handing the money over.
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Miles went ahead up to the stand. They had a few variations and levels of spiciness. He opted for the classic option at medium heat, taking out his wallet.

"Pick what you want, I‘m paying."
October 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"A lot of damage was done with the whole 'ends justifying the means' thing. I just want to be sure. But there are some future graduates I have my eye on."

Miles looked around as well. "How about… The Korean chicken one?"
October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Miles chuckled softly. "I suppose you‘re not wrong. But trust me, they have plenty to do, they won’t get bored quick. We‘re still at least two prosecutors short at the moment."
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"That‘s good to hear indeed. Both of that," Miles hummed. "Cases rarely reach my desk anymore unless one of the prosecutors needs advice, but I hear good things about your protégés, too. They certainly keep this lot on their toes."
October 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
— up in /too/ crazy cases recently. Have you?"
October 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"That‘s very generous of you. Business must be going alright, then." That was good to hear. It was hard to wrangle Wright into accepting help, so not having to worry about his finances was a good thing.

"Though I haven’t seen you on the front page for a while, so it seems you‘ve not been wrapped —
October 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"She gets away with far too much due to that cute face." Miles can't help but smile a bit. "Knows what buttons to push, that's for sure."
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"I didn't use to, but they have upped their quality significantly over the past few years. And it usually goes faster than finding a sit-down place," Miles explained. "I am always on the run, unfortunately."

He went ahead, out of the building and to the right, Pess trotting ever loyal by his side.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Miles ignored that, at least outwardly.

"There are a couple of foodtrucks on the block that offer a lof of variety. I usually go there when the cafeteria fails to impress."

And he doesn’t skip lunch altogether.
October 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"I‘d prefer it if she kept the excitement at knee-level, at least… Someone /could/ easily get hurt like this, after all. But I‘m glad you didn’t."

Miles let Pess get her pets now, she had been scolded enough.
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"You‘re not grating to me, Wright." Stated perfectly matter-of-factly.

"I was just about to figure out lunch, if you‘d care to join me. Unless you are here for work-related reasons?"
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
— benefit his career. So it takes a lot of convincing to bring change."
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"I wish it was boring. It’s more grating, really. I do not enjoy dealing with politicians."

Pess nudged his hand, and he started to pet her head absentmindedly. "The Attorney General is difficult to deal with, too. Unfortunately he makes decisions pretty much entirely based on whether they‘ll —
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Work, mostly." He sighed deeply. "I just had an appointment with the Attorney General. You would not believe how much politics is involved in this business."
October 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"No ganging up on me again. Your back doesn’t need any more issues," Miles pointed out. "It‘s fine if she wants to greet you, but I can’t have her knocking people over in excitement. She is a big dog, it‘s dangerous."
October 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Of course. The first time I take her along in a while, and she immediately goes rogue..." He sighed. "I suppose I need to invest in a little more training."
October 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Miles rolled eyes, though with evident fondness to it. He extended his hand, then. "Let me help you up."
October 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM