Inspector, no disrespect, but saying you want hop on a public Q&A then shutting off replies on your own post? That’s like signing up for karaoke then ripping the plug outta the fricking mic.

Happy fucking anniversary to me beautiful, terrifying wife @ragdollandy.bsky.social . You’ll always be my number one, ride or die, until the end of the end.

Oh yeah, I’m sure your bosses are gonna love that you just turned this into a full-blown public spectacle. Nothing says “great judgment” like demanding evidence on main and dragging a spotlight onto something nobody was even looking at. A true PR genius. Absolute mastermind.

As you wish.