Josh Zaslow
@chicorytea.bsky.social
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 joshzaslow.com
The thing about kids is they're really immature
August 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The thing about kids is they're really immature
the thing I don't hear so much about being introverted: it's not just talking to others that's draining, it's also just being in proximity to anyone who is talking
August 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the thing I don't hear so much about being introverted: it's not just talking to others that's draining, it's also just being in proximity to anyone who is talking
social anxiety is when your feelings of uncertainty won't stop talking
August 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
social anxiety is when your feelings of uncertainty won't stop talking
panopple and coconewt
May 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
panopple and coconewt
I'm not the man for the job. I am, arguably, a man for the job. I'm pretty sure I saw a man do a job once
May 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm not the man for the job. I am, arguably, a man for the job. I'm pretty sure I saw a man do a job once
I might not be able to run with the big dogs, but I can gobble with the large turkeys like you wouldn't believe
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I might not be able to run with the big dogs, but I can gobble with the large turkeys like you wouldn't believe
A rainbow walked into a bar and walked back out because rainbows don't go to bars
May 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A rainbow walked into a bar and walked back out because rainbows don't go to bars
the greatest architecture of ancient Egypt was the peer o' mids. I'm sorry
May 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the greatest architecture of ancient Egypt was the peer o' mids. I'm sorry
It takes a lot of gumption to fill a gumption ball machine
May 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It takes a lot of gumption to fill a gumption ball machine
"HE'S MY MONSTER. I'M FRANKENSTEIN!"
May 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"HE'S MY MONSTER. I'M FRANKENSTEIN!"
Disengage snark mechanism
May 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Disengage snark mechanism
The thing about jobs is they're a lot of work
May 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The thing about jobs is they're a lot of work
Millienials: Wow, it's so hot in here. Has anyone seen my hoodie?
May 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Millienials: Wow, it's so hot in here. Has anyone seen my hoodie?
Cool: Growing up with video games and internet
Meh: My kids growing up with video games and internet
Meh: My kids growing up with video games and internet
April 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Cool: Growing up with video games and internet
Meh: My kids growing up with video games and internet
Meh: My kids growing up with video games and internet
This is my penpal, Bic
April 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is my penpal, Bic