orphy
@chickpeanuts.bsky.social
pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back! any/all
i'm in the archives researching things of no importance
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
i'm in the archives researching things of no importance
You don't have to read Marx to be a communist. You have to read my substack.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You don't have to read Marx to be a communist. You have to read my substack.
am i the only one that LOVES being a cog in the machine 🙋♀️
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
am i the only one that LOVES being a cog in the machine 🙋♀️
i wish to learn your indigenous ways, bro
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i wish to learn your indigenous ways, bro
chinese people be having names like Dinga Ling. bro you're penis
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
chinese people be having names like Dinga Ling. bro you're penis
"Take another step.. if you dare."
“I wasn’t planning on stopping. You took everything from me and now you will pay."
“I wasn’t planning on stopping. You took everything from me and now you will pay."
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Take another step.. if you dare."
“I wasn’t planning on stopping. You took everything from me and now you will pay."
“I wasn’t planning on stopping. You took everything from me and now you will pay."
they went hard asf when they came up with poop and pee back to back like that
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
they went hard asf when they came up with poop and pee back to back like that
tag a bloke destined to define eras and change history, who will be remembered for millennia to come
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
tag a bloke destined to define eras and change history, who will be remembered for millennia to come
*releases cockroach from palms like a dove*
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
*releases cockroach from palms like a dove*
my penis doctor said i have the strongest foreskin he has ever seen
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my penis doctor said i have the strongest foreskin he has ever seen
The Führer is currently enjoying his playtime.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Führer is currently enjoying his playtime.
shut your adorkable ass up bro
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
shut your adorkable ass up bro
the power of dialectics allows me to move objects with my mind
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the power of dialectics allows me to move objects with my mind
vincent van cock cutting off his penis during a mental breakdown
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
vincent van cock cutting off his penis during a mental breakdown
chinese king arthur lifting a wok from the ground
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
chinese king arthur lifting a wok from the ground
this melatonin ain't shit!
1 hour later: honk shoo 🛏️😪🌉
1 hour later: honk shoo 🛏️😪🌉
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
this melatonin ain't shit!
1 hour later: honk shoo 🛏️😪🌉
1 hour later: honk shoo 🛏️😪🌉
Hitler-san, this is a katana that has been passed down in my family for generations. I want you to have it.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hitler-san, this is a katana that has been passed down in my family for generations. I want you to have it.
why the long face bro?
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
why the long face bro?
i am giving up my chud son to be the omelas kid
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i am giving up my chud son to be the omelas kid
Hitler Fact number 4:
Hitler was created in 1939 to destroy the world
Hitler was created in 1939 to destroy the world
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hitler Fact number 4:
Hitler was created in 1939 to destroy the world
Hitler was created in 1939 to destroy the world
Argh! My penis is about to explode...!
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Argh! My penis is about to explode...!
they beat me off at the sperm bank
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
they beat me off at the sperm bank
a true comedian slips on a banana peel even when no one is watching
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
a true comedian slips on a banana peel even when no one is watching
poop is an acronym. it actually stands for people of outstanding power
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
poop is an acronym. it actually stands for people of outstanding power