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Chick Gone Bad 🐸🐱🦖🏳️‍🌈♀️🇺🇦❤️
@chickgonebad.bsky.social
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Thelemite, Gen X, liberal, feminist, snark, queer, whatever. I'm banned from Tinder! What you see is what you get. All orange cats share one brain cell. Rebellions are built on hope.
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Clay "Bubba" Higgins was the "nay" vote on releasing the pedo files.
On motion to suspend the rules and pass HR 4405: 212 Republican Yea, 203 Democratic Yea, 1 Republican Nay.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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This is me at 15. I'm a child. I was just starting 10th grade. I am a CHILD.
A photograph of chickgonebad at age 15.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Alt text matters.
A photo of Donald Trump and Pam Bondi. Above them, text says: "Trump and Bondi announce Operation Look the Other Way Deflect, Deny, Distract"
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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A photo shows Donald Trump sitting on a sofa with Jeffrey Epstein and at least 4 tween aged girls. Text reads,"What if? What if everyone posted this pic?"
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Bill Clinton may have gotten blowies from a young intern, but Donald Trump raped children. Maybe there's worse we don't know? Let's find out. Release the Epstein files.
A photograph of Bill Clinton next to a photgraph of Monica Lewinsky, with text: just a reminder that Republicans released all 445 pages of the Starr Report on a blowjob. Release the Epstein files.
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey returned to 500K dsily Spotify streams on Saturday, October 25th. Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Not an immigrant, not a drag queen. www.christianpost.com/news/son-of-...
Son of pastor who is part of Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA religious outreach an, Jonathan Peternel, has been arrested for possession of over 200 child sex abuse images.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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He's ready for Halloween.
A Halloween costume package with a photgraph of Mike Johnson on it. Label reads, "Pedo Protector Mike. Includes: Trump's boots (for licking), one (1) ticket to Epstein Island, empty legislative calendar, tax cuts for billionaires. Not included: a backbone, affordable healthcare, representation for Arizona district 7."
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This is for @rdansky.bsky.social -- a selection of hairstyles for the Sasquatch in your life.
Sasquatch haircut guide shows the graduation, the top knot, the mullet, the forward brush, the Jheri curl, the flat top with fenders, the slick back, the businessman, the Teddy Boy, the pompadour, and the bowl cut.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The GOP work requirement plans.
"Are they no prisons?" asked Scrooge. "Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again. "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?" "They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish they were not." "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge. "Both very busy, sir." "Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I am very glad to hear it."
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Just call me "Little Sunshine."
Screenshot reads: "You claimed 666 coins. Keep playing! Great!"
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Holy crap they're already sold out online.
Screen shot from Five Below website showing inflatable duck costumes already sold out online.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Molly is ready for Halloween.
An orange and white cat licks a coffee mug that says "vampire blood."
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Spray painted graffiti reads, "ICE are Nazis."
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Thank you, @kierstenwhite.bsky.social -- I enjoyed this book so much.
The cover of Lucy Undying: A Dracula Novel, featuring the image of a young pale strawberry blonde woman wearing a crimson gown covered in bats.
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Obviously, if we'd shared all those chain mails, 2025 wouldn't be like this. Ask me for more historical fiction.
A photograph of a llama stuffy with text, "Tomorrow will be your luckiest day in history if you share this lucky llama."
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I can't decide whether they know or care that they're not working with reality.
Reporter asks: Why didn't Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize? Nobel committee chair replies: We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Ancient wisdom from Florida.
Painted on a railroad overpass is the message, "Graffiti Bridge PSA. MAGA wives check your husband's phone for Grindr."
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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What's next? Naming streets after famous Nazis?
Charlie Kirk: a man so beloved they had to make mourning him mandatory.
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Do not fuck with the gays!
Sophie Kachinsky from Two Broke Girls says, "The gays they're real mad at you yeah."
October 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I think this should be my new alias.
A small plastic bag from the hardware store is labeled "ballcock shank nut bag."
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I gave trans socks to my bestie! They were a free gift with Wednesday-themed makeup, because we're fancy.
White grippy socks with pink and blue stripes around the tops. The tops read "hot grip summer." The soles read "professional makeup."
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Me, far too often.
A photgraph of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with caption: in her darkest moments, she fantasizes about dying, but only after she burns everything she hates first.
October 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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What the world clearly needs.
Stefon from SNL says, "Lights, psychos, Furbies."
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The truth about Mike Johnson is revealed at last.
A black tentacle-shaped wall-mounted dildo in an ad from Temu.
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM