chickenthinkin.bsky.social
@chickenthinkin.bsky.social
When I was younger I wondered if I was too much of a nerd for women to be into me. Now I wonder if I'm enough of a nerd
July 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Idk how people drink original monster drinks when pretty much every other monster flavor is better
July 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Saw a thing in the corner of the Windows OS that said "men's singles" and thought it was for a singles event or something but it was about tennis 🎾
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don't care what the dairy lobby says. I'll call it 'almond milk' all I want
July 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
She's not flirting, she's just being nice. And if she is flirting, it's not because she's interested
July 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So many beautiful women get called "mid" by men that I don't know what men are attracted to tbh
July 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I see some of the men that women date and it's crazy that I feel like I can't approach women lmao
July 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Not buying a long john donut that doesn't have filling. Don't waste my time
July 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hate having to mow a lawn
July 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The palpitations are palpitating
July 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Did you apply aluminum today?
July 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you think you're too good for gas station food then I'm too good for you
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just want someone I can message updates to like "I'm home and the pants are off 😎"
July 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Youtube stop showing me 5 different things that look interesting and then making the remaining 4 disappear when I watch one ihy
July 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bro give your ex back her hobby belongings
July 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
With no one to flirt with.. I'm like a painter with no paint
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Honestly the right woman brings the rizz right out of you
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ya'll need to let that loss meme die already
April 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I just suck at Baldur's Gate 3 I guess 🫠
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I swear, Drumstick ice cream cones used to be bigger when I was a kid
April 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Will ya do it for a scooby snack?
April 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Some people can't make burger patties worth a damn. Just smashing a ball of meat and it's all cracked around the edges and obnoxiously thick in the middle
April 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Unusually large crowd at Dollar General today
April 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM