chickenstripdiet.bsky.social
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Someone please tell me how to survive the things that my dad tells me.
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Huge trend today of gay men picking up at the pharmacy who claim to be a certain height online (180cm) and are shorter than me (173) irl.
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I am a huge hockey fan so of course I'm watching Heated Rivalry for the game play, player stats, in-game commentary, and of course the highlight reel.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I haven't had coffee for a few days and am going to my BF's company's Xmas party. Pray for me
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The landlord replaced a drain pipe under the sink (the white pipe). He left the old piece on the floor like this:
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Is whatever I'm doing at the gym working?
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Girls and Gays.
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Rawr xD
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dad sees things black and white and is not willing to diet or exercise to lose weight and avoid a heart attack as it's just his genetic predisposition to be ~300 lbs with swollen feet, difficulty breathing, and a bad heart and expected to make it another 20 years
October 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When a guy with well-defined pecs hugs me it's like my HP gains 40 points and I can go on in this life
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
One lesson that everyone needs practice on is how to say "no" if you don't want to do something. Like please don't leave me on read.
October 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Playing the fun game of racking up the credit card
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Someone in Canada please volunteer to sign up to Temu so I can get free items pls and thanks
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Purchased new winter tires like a good Car-fearing citizen.
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Of course half of the coworkers call in sick today
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Minister of Labour to issue a back to work order when
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yarn on canvas attempt one:
The Rapture
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This girl was crying to Demon Slayer beside me in the theatre. I'm just glad she can still feel a connection to anime.
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This mall is the Infinity Castle.
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have self control for not buying a labubu today
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Put a mango back on the shelf since it was "made in Israel"and my $2.99 isn't gonna support that
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Quetzalcoatl painting by me. My rendition of the God's feathered serpent form has a little Shenron flair.
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Gay people winning TV shows >
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Something very groomer about an activist group targeting high school age kids and university students at school.
September 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM