Chickens in Paradise
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Did you know the (W)NBA is just the Real Housewives but there’s a winner?
Sending my opinions into the ether
Sending my opinions into the ether
Dillingham looks much better tonight.
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dillingham looks much better tonight.
Is Ant’s secret skill reveal this year being able to finish a layup?
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is Ant’s secret skill reveal this year being able to finish a layup?
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When experts warned for months that the NWS “is being destroyed” by Trump’s personnel cuts, Howard Lutnick assured Congress that forecasting won’t be affected. Now TX officials are blaming a faulty forecast by NWS for the deadly impact of a storm. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Texas Officials Blame Agency Gutted by Trump for Results of Deadly Storm
Experts warned for months about cuts to NWS and NOAA
open.substack.com
July 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When experts warned for months that the NWS “is being destroyed” by Trump’s personnel cuts, Howard Lutnick assured Congress that forecasting won’t be affected. Now TX officials are blaming a faulty forecast by NWS for the deadly impact of a storm. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Excited for Rudy to train up his young Padawan.
June 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Excited for Rudy to train up his young Padawan.
Nodding along to NBA draft trades while I process literally none of them.
June 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nodding along to NBA draft trades while I process literally none of them.
So nice of the Timberwolves to honor Minnesota’s Voyageur history by picking Joan Beringer in the draft.
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So nice of the Timberwolves to honor Minnesota’s Voyageur history by picking Joan Beringer in the draft.
Free business idea: a drone that IDs invasive species and zaps them with a laser or targeted pesticide. Inspired by driving down beautiful highways that are basically invasive plants vectors.
Here all day with good ideas, thank you.
Here all day with good ideas, thank you.
June 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Free business idea: a drone that IDs invasive species and zaps them with a laser or targeted pesticide. Inspired by driving down beautiful highways that are basically invasive plants vectors.
Here all day with good ideas, thank you.
Here all day with good ideas, thank you.
To prepare for turnover hell from OKC next year, the bench players should get 30 more seconds of playing time for every starter turnover they cause in practice.
Would this ruin the team vibes? Can’t see possibly see how.
Would this ruin the team vibes? Can’t see possibly see how.
June 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
To prepare for turnover hell from OKC next year, the bench players should get 30 more seconds of playing time for every starter turnover they cause in practice.
Would this ruin the team vibes? Can’t see possibly see how.
Would this ruin the team vibes? Can’t see possibly see how.
Thibs Knicks run against the Pacers looking pretty good after tonight lol…. Might have been a bit hasty in that firing.
June 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Thibs Knicks run against the Pacers looking pretty good after tonight lol…. Might have been a bit hasty in that firing.
Wolves legend Leonard Miller almost outscored SGA with 11 points
May 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wolves legend Leonard Miller almost outscored SGA with 11 points
SGA getting the Jimmy Butler treatment from MN- anytime he touches the ball the crowd boos.
May 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SGA getting the Jimmy Butler treatment from MN- anytime he touches the ball the crowd boos.
Business ANT had arrived
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Business ANT had arrived
ANT getting himself going by pushing SHA over and standing on him lol
May 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ANT getting himself going by pushing SHA over and standing on him lol
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Looking forward 3 more quarters of free throws! Slow game pace might actually help the Wolves.
May 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Looking forward 3 more quarters of free throws! Slow game pace might actually help the Wolves.
Anthony Edwards, businessman
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anthony Edwards, businessman
STOP OFFERING ME AI ASSISTANCE! If I need your help I know where to find you, Gemini. I don’t need you in my documents, Copilot, nor popping up on Adobe PDFS, offering help like a gnat that won’t go away. If I need you I will summon you!
May 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
STOP OFFERING ME AI ASSISTANCE! If I need your help I know where to find you, Gemini. I don’t need you in my documents, Copilot, nor popping up on Adobe PDFS, offering help like a gnat that won’t go away. If I need you I will summon you!
OKC has high school theater club energy. And I still find the performativeness extremely annoying yet am slightly jealous. Just like a small part of me admired my theater friends for belting “Summer Nights” from Grease in between classes in high school while simultaneously rolling my eyes.
May 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OKC has high school theater club energy. And I still find the performativeness extremely annoying yet am slightly jealous. Just like a small part of me admired my theater friends for belting “Summer Nights” from Grease in between classes in high school while simultaneously rolling my eyes.
One legged Aaron Gordon and one armed Michael Porter Jr. currently beating OKC
May 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One legged Aaron Gordon and one armed Michael Porter Jr. currently beating OKC
It’s gonna be embarrassing if OKC loses again the hospital Nuggets
May 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s gonna be embarrassing if OKC loses again the hospital Nuggets
Gonna pretend like I can watch a deeply exciting, hard-fought NBA game and do work at the same time. #productivityhack
May 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gonna pretend like I can watch a deeply exciting, hard-fought NBA game and do work at the same time. #productivityhack
Seems significant the Wolves have the 2nd and 6th best playoff players right now. No other team has 2 in the top 10.
Julius Randle is the sixth-best player of the playoffs, per HoopsHype's Global Rating.
May 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Seems significant the Wolves have the 2nd and 6th best playoff players right now. No other team has 2 in the top 10.
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We are now eight wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
e are now nine wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
We are now 10 wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We are now eight wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
Julius Caesar, anointed on this day as Emperor of the Wolves.
May 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Julius Caesar, anointed on this day as Emperor of the Wolves.
Just saw a TikTok claiming NBA players need dance training to prevent achilles tears. No idea if correct, but I choose to believe this could be correct
May 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just saw a TikTok claiming NBA players need dance training to prevent achilles tears. No idea if correct, but I choose to believe this could be correct