Patrick Alexander
@chickennation.com
Writing, comics, videos, games, music, charisma detectable from far distances. Here to be contactable and let you know about my projects. I have a YouTube channel and, in theory, an email newsletter.
chickennation.com/works
chickennation.com/works
My exact thought! Every time! Except without the "I'm sorry" because I do not apologise for THE TRUTH
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My exact thought! Every time! Except without the "I'm sorry" because I do not apologise for THE TRUTH
Cockney privates on a smoke break stop leaning against the wall as he walks past; the banter goes quiet; they nod respectfully. "Tergent." "Tergent."
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Cockney privates on a smoke break stop leaning against the wall as he walks past; the banter goes quiet; they nod respectfully. "Tergent." "Tergent."
'Dishwasher Tergent' sounds like a dubious regal appoinment from the bad old days, like 'Witchfinder General'.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
'Dishwasher Tergent' sounds like a dubious regal appoinment from the bad old days, like 'Witchfinder General'.
The book has many innovations. Near the start, we included a sort of 'front index' to let people know what bits are in the book and which pages the bits are on.
A canny reader, having purchased the book, can avoid reading it entirely if they realise no bits interest them. Quite a time saver.
A canny reader, having purchased the book, can avoid reading it entirely if they realise no bits interest them. Quite a time saver.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The book has many innovations. Near the start, we included a sort of 'front index' to let people know what bits are in the book and which pages the bits are on.
A canny reader, having purchased the book, can avoid reading it entirely if they realise no bits interest them. Quite a time saver.
A canny reader, having purchased the book, can avoid reading it entirely if they realise no bits interest them. Quite a time saver.
Yeah we put in mauve flyleaves at the front and back, what about it
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yeah we put in mauve flyleaves at the front and back, what about it
I'm just astonished hearing about this "cool exterior" for the first time.
October 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I'm just astonished hearing about this "cool exterior" for the first time.
DOGMA
ANY WAY
YOU WANT
IT →
ANY WAY
YOU WANT
IT →
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
DOGMA
ANY WAY
YOU WANT
IT →
ANY WAY
YOU WANT
IT →
Someday, when I finally compile a Hilarity Comics book, I'm going to insert a page like that following the Babyfucker-sama comic, with a Roger Rabbit-style baby-sized adult actor reassuring the reader. (The twist will be, the actor playing Babyfucker-sama is toddler-age, somehow.)
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Someday, when I finally compile a Hilarity Comics book, I'm going to insert a page like that following the Babyfucker-sama comic, with a Roger Rabbit-style baby-sized adult actor reassuring the reader. (The twist will be, the actor playing Babyfucker-sama is toddler-age, somehow.)
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
SEVEN HOURS REMAIN to learn the secrets of business from low-level insiders and expert guessers.
Have you the courage to reach out and squeeze the motivational stress ball of opportunity with "YES! I can do it" printed on it? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
Have you the courage to reach out and squeeze the motivational stress ball of opportunity with "YES! I can do it" printed on it? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
September 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
SEVEN HOURS REMAIN to learn the secrets of business from low-level insiders and expert guessers.
Have you the courage to reach out and squeeze the motivational stress ball of opportunity with "YES! I can do it" printed on it? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
Have you the courage to reach out and squeeze the motivational stress ball of opportunity with "YES! I can do it" printed on it? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
You might sneer, but that thumb is jammed firmly up God's anal hole, drawing power and blessings from him. That, and his choice of reading, are clear signs that this young go-getter is bound for success, due to being on the road to success.
(God is everywhere and invisible.)
(God is everywhere and invisible.)
September 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You might sneer, but that thumb is jammed firmly up God's anal hole, drawing power and blessings from him. That, and his choice of reading, are clear signs that this young go-getter is bound for success, due to being on the road to success.
(God is everywhere and invisible.)
(God is everywhere and invisible.)
Entrepreneurs! Take strides towards ferfa nerfa and align your buppity bup bup with a fuh fuh fuh fuh mindset, to prepare for budugga dugga dugga dugga fuh fuh fuh fuh buh buh buh buh [blows a raspberry]
August 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Entrepreneurs! Take strides towards ferfa nerfa and align your buppity bup bup with a fuh fuh fuh fuh mindset, to prepare for budugga dugga dugga dugga fuh fuh fuh fuh buh buh buh buh [blows a raspberry]
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
☝️ And then share THAT link with them too; that's the important bit.
"Less than two weeks left of the crowdfunding campaign," you should tell them. "Don't miss out!"
☝️ And then share THAT link with them too; that's the important bit.
"Less than two weeks left of the crowdfunding campaign," you should tell them. "Don't miss out!"
SONS OF COMTEC · a comic about srs business ppl
AT LAST, a graphic novel to celebrate society's invisible heroes: extremely well-paid corporate executives!
www.kickstarter.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...
☝️ And then share THAT link with them too; that's the important bit.
"Less than two weeks left of the crowdfunding campaign," you should tell them. "Don't miss out!"
☝️ And then share THAT link with them too; that's the important bit.
"Less than two weeks left of the crowdfunding campaign," you should tell them. "Don't miss out!"
Hello, I think that headbands that have angry eyebrow muscles like actual human skin = bad graphics. That's all I want to know or say about this game. Goodbye! Thank you!
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hello, I think that headbands that have angry eyebrow muscles like actual human skin = bad graphics. That's all I want to know or say about this game. Goodbye! Thank you!
My gift to you this day
August 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My gift to you this day