Chickenmama28
@chickenmama28.bsky.social
A shining, untamable goddess that does a great impersonation of a human woman. Like, it’s uncanny…
Hi devoted readers,
If your minds races fruitlessly like mine does, you might need Overkill by Men at Work.
You might also need Watershed by the Indigo Girls. Hope it helps.
‘Night, readers.
If your minds races fruitlessly like mine does, you might need Overkill by Men at Work.
You might also need Watershed by the Indigo Girls. Hope it helps.
‘Night, readers.
July 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hi devoted readers,
If your minds races fruitlessly like mine does, you might need Overkill by Men at Work.
You might also need Watershed by the Indigo Girls. Hope it helps.
‘Night, readers.
If your minds races fruitlessly like mine does, you might need Overkill by Men at Work.
You might also need Watershed by the Indigo Girls. Hope it helps.
‘Night, readers.
Had a great performance and great karaoke afterwards and now I’m numb.
July 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Had a great performance and great karaoke afterwards and now I’m numb.
Hello devoted readers,
I hope your evening is going better than expected. To help with that, the vibe tonight is Secrets by Mary Lambert.
If the evening gets long, try Half Moon Rising by Yonder Mountain String Band.
‘Night, readers.
I hope your evening is going better than expected. To help with that, the vibe tonight is Secrets by Mary Lambert.
If the evening gets long, try Half Moon Rising by Yonder Mountain String Band.
‘Night, readers.
July 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hello devoted readers,
I hope your evening is going better than expected. To help with that, the vibe tonight is Secrets by Mary Lambert.
If the evening gets long, try Half Moon Rising by Yonder Mountain String Band.
‘Night, readers.
I hope your evening is going better than expected. To help with that, the vibe tonight is Secrets by Mary Lambert.
If the evening gets long, try Half Moon Rising by Yonder Mountain String Band.
‘Night, readers.
Well devoted readers, after some grueling therapy, an adhd video that absolutely read me, and some really powerful conversations, I have decided…
…that everything is going to be okay. ‘Night, readers.
…that everything is going to be okay. ‘Night, readers.
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Well devoted readers, after some grueling therapy, an adhd video that absolutely read me, and some really powerful conversations, I have decided…
…that everything is going to be okay. ‘Night, readers.
…that everything is going to be okay. ‘Night, readers.
Me: Professor, I know I keep asking for more time on this paper, but today just ain’t the day.
Prof: You know if you don’t turn it in soon, you’ll fail the course, right?
Me: Yeah, but it’s literally National Don’t Turn In Your Paper Day.
Prof: By Jove, so it is! You’re excused.
Prof: You know if you don’t turn it in soon, you’ll fail the course, right?
Me: Yeah, but it’s literally National Don’t Turn In Your Paper Day.
Prof: By Jove, so it is! You’re excused.
June 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me: Professor, I know I keep asking for more time on this paper, but today just ain’t the day.
Prof: You know if you don’t turn it in soon, you’ll fail the course, right?
Me: Yeah, but it’s literally National Don’t Turn In Your Paper Day.
Prof: By Jove, so it is! You’re excused.
Prof: You know if you don’t turn it in soon, you’ll fail the course, right?
Me: Yeah, but it’s literally National Don’t Turn In Your Paper Day.
Prof: By Jove, so it is! You’re excused.
Karen: That dog looks dangerous! Does it bite?
Me: My golden retriever does not bite…
Karen: 😮💨
Me: …unless I ask him to.
*white woman screams ensue*
Me: My golden retriever does not bite…
Karen: 😮💨
Me: …unless I ask him to.
*white woman screams ensue*
June 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Karen: That dog looks dangerous! Does it bite?
Me: My golden retriever does not bite…
Karen: 😮💨
Me: …unless I ask him to.
*white woman screams ensue*
Me: My golden retriever does not bite…
Karen: 😮💨
Me: …unless I ask him to.
*white woman screams ensue*
Me: Well doc, what’s the diagnosis?
Therapist: P-please get down from the ceiling. Why are your eyes b-black?
Me: That’s the void inside me that threatens to swallow everything I love. *leans closer* So can you fix me?
Therapist: Let go of me! You have to let-*goes unconscious*
Me: Not again.
Therapist: P-please get down from the ceiling. Why are your eyes b-black?
Me: That’s the void inside me that threatens to swallow everything I love. *leans closer* So can you fix me?
Therapist: Let go of me! You have to let-*goes unconscious*
Me: Not again.
June 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me: Well doc, what’s the diagnosis?
Therapist: P-please get down from the ceiling. Why are your eyes b-black?
Me: That’s the void inside me that threatens to swallow everything I love. *leans closer* So can you fix me?
Therapist: Let go of me! You have to let-*goes unconscious*
Me: Not again.
Therapist: P-please get down from the ceiling. Why are your eyes b-black?
Me: That’s the void inside me that threatens to swallow everything I love. *leans closer* So can you fix me?
Therapist: Let go of me! You have to let-*goes unconscious*
Me: Not again.
Dear everyone: do not mix wine, spicy biryani rice, and premier protein.
Your stomach will think it’s hallucinating.
Your stomach will think it’s hallucinating.
June 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Dear everyone: do not mix wine, spicy biryani rice, and premier protein.
Your stomach will think it’s hallucinating.
Your stomach will think it’s hallucinating.
The vibe today is Tell Me What You Already Did by Fountains of Wayne, and Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake.
May 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The vibe today is Tell Me What You Already Did by Fountains of Wayne, and Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake.
The mood stabilizers really help keep my emotions in check, so it’s weird that I keep thinking about releasing my soul today.
It’s just in pain a lot. And it makes me so tired.
It’s just in pain a lot. And it makes me so tired.
May 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The mood stabilizers really help keep my emotions in check, so it’s weird that I keep thinking about releasing my soul today.
It’s just in pain a lot. And it makes me so tired.
It’s just in pain a lot. And it makes me so tired.
I was going to write up a music vibe list for today, but it was too long. So all you get is Fear by Ben Rector.
May 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I was going to write up a music vibe list for today, but it was too long. So all you get is Fear by Ben Rector.
I invoke the pirate right of parley.
May 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I invoke the pirate right of parley.
My new least favorite game is tug-o-war. There are much better uses of rope that require more collaboration than competition.
May 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My new least favorite game is tug-o-war. There are much better uses of rope that require more collaboration than competition.
“Sometimes I’ve believed as many as 10 impossible things before breakfast.” - Alice in Wonderland
Me too, girl. Me too.
Me too, girl. Me too.
May 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
“Sometimes I’ve believed as many as 10 impossible things before breakfast.” - Alice in Wonderland
Me too, girl. Me too.
Me too, girl. Me too.
Today is for curling up in a soft blanket with a good book and watching the rain.
Too bad I have “responsibilities.”
Too bad I have “responsibilities.”
May 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today is for curling up in a soft blanket with a good book and watching the rain.
Too bad I have “responsibilities.”
Too bad I have “responsibilities.”
Switch out the record to Billy Joel and “She’s Always a Woman,” because goddamn if that’s not right on the money…
April 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Switch out the record to Billy Joel and “She’s Always a Woman,” because goddamn if that’s not right on the money…
Oh, to be a sugar glider whose job is to ride around in someone’s pocket and sleep all day…
April 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh, to be a sugar glider whose job is to ride around in someone’s pocket and sleep all day…
My brain is in a very bad habit of offering death as a solution to everything. Which is ridiculous, I know.
Obviously maiming myself to the point that I couldn’t work would be far more effective.
*Dark humor abled-privilege jazz hands*
Obviously maiming myself to the point that I couldn’t work would be far more effective.
*Dark humor abled-privilege jazz hands*
April 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My brain is in a very bad habit of offering death as a solution to everything. Which is ridiculous, I know.
Obviously maiming myself to the point that I couldn’t work would be far more effective.
*Dark humor abled-privilege jazz hands*
Obviously maiming myself to the point that I couldn’t work would be far more effective.
*Dark humor abled-privilege jazz hands*
I have convinced myself quite deeply of things that were not true simply because I wanted them to be true.
At least I can tell myself beautiful stories, I guess.
At least I can tell myself beautiful stories, I guess.
April 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I have convinced myself quite deeply of things that were not true simply because I wanted them to be true.
At least I can tell myself beautiful stories, I guess.
At least I can tell myself beautiful stories, I guess.
My day in Roger Clyne songs, because why wouldn’t I listen to the same music over and over until my ears bleed:
- Leaky Little Boat
- Maybe We
- Counterclockwise
- Mekong
- Leaky Little Boat
- Maybe We
- Counterclockwise
- Mekong
April 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My day in Roger Clyne songs, because why wouldn’t I listen to the same music over and over until my ears bleed:
- Leaky Little Boat
- Maybe We
- Counterclockwise
- Mekong
- Leaky Little Boat
- Maybe We
- Counterclockwise
- Mekong
Reflecting on my personal version of freedom:
- Working because I’m passionate about the job, not because I need it to survive.
- Personal expression (aesthetic, emotional, etc) being the norm, not the exception.
- Being able to trust in the humanity of others.
- Working because I’m passionate about the job, not because I need it to survive.
- Personal expression (aesthetic, emotional, etc) being the norm, not the exception.
- Being able to trust in the humanity of others.
April 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Reflecting on my personal version of freedom:
- Working because I’m passionate about the job, not because I need it to survive.
- Personal expression (aesthetic, emotional, etc) being the norm, not the exception.
- Being able to trust in the humanity of others.
- Working because I’m passionate about the job, not because I need it to survive.
- Personal expression (aesthetic, emotional, etc) being the norm, not the exception.
- Being able to trust in the humanity of others.
I wish I didn’t have to be in survival mode all the time and that everybody was a lot more chill about a lot more things than they currently are.
April 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I wish I didn’t have to be in survival mode all the time and that everybody was a lot more chill about a lot more things than they currently are.
1. Allergies suck
2. I want to go home and I haven’t even left yet
2. I want to go home and I haven’t even left yet
April 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
1. Allergies suck
2. I want to go home and I haven’t even left yet
2. I want to go home and I haven’t even left yet
I love to give my cats teeny-tiny smooches on the head, and they hate it.
My partner likes to straight-up bite them (seriously), and they love it.
Cats will be cats, I guess.
My partner likes to straight-up bite them (seriously), and they love it.
Cats will be cats, I guess.
March 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love to give my cats teeny-tiny smooches on the head, and they hate it.
My partner likes to straight-up bite them (seriously), and they love it.
Cats will be cats, I guess.
My partner likes to straight-up bite them (seriously), and they love it.
Cats will be cats, I guess.
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers are playing in DM this Friday!
They have such hits as “World Ain’t Gone Crazy,” “Bottom of the Bay,” “Andale,” and many more!
They have such hits as “World Ain’t Gone Crazy,” “Bottom of the Bay,” “Andale,” and many more!
March 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers are playing in DM this Friday!
They have such hits as “World Ain’t Gone Crazy,” “Bottom of the Bay,” “Andale,” and many more!
They have such hits as “World Ain’t Gone Crazy,” “Bottom of the Bay,” “Andale,” and many more!