Chicken for Xmas
@chickenforxmas.bsky.social
50% of Team Pretty Kitty, 25% of Covered in Bees, bookkeeper, cat dad, story-yeller, crossword puzzler, OG Turbojugend Port City, horror/genre fan, record collector, Mainer. I make jokes because I am uncomfortable everywhere. ⚰️🚫🤘
Great mail day!
June 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Great mail day!
I really enjoyed Final Destination Bloodlines. Is it Jaws or The Thing? No. Was it fun? Yes! RIP TONY TODD
June 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I really enjoyed Final Destination Bloodlines. Is it Jaws or The Thing? No. Was it fun? Yes! RIP TONY TODD
Of the Theater of Pain records, Christian Death is by far my favorite.
Only Theatre of Pain
Christian Death · Album · 1982 · 16 songs
open.spotify.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Of the Theater of Pain records, Christian Death is by far my favorite.
Playing @apohadion.bsky.social tonight! Opening this killer show! 🐝❤️🐝❤️
May 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Playing @apohadion.bsky.social tonight! Opening this killer show! 🐝❤️🐝❤️
TICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
TICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to thank the eczema shampoo fairy that refills my supply every time it gets low. ❤️
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I would like to thank the eczema shampoo fairy that refills my supply every time it gets low. ❤️
Just got tested, my Briggs-Meyers is J-E-R-K.
May 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just got tested, my Briggs-Meyers is J-E-R-K.
For $100 more I could repress the record myself…
April 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
For $100 more I could repress the record myself…
Playing LennyFest tomorrow. Excited to see a bunch of rad bands.
April 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Playing LennyFest tomorrow. Excited to see a bunch of rad bands.
Had some coffee today after taking two months off… it did not solve all my problems. But I’ll keep trying until it does!
April 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Had some coffee today after taking two months off… it did not solve all my problems. But I’ll keep trying until it does!
When people make their 👍 too pink. What are you up to?
April 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When people make their 👍 too pink. What are you up to?
It is tradition for us to listen to Sleep’s Dopesmoker on Easter. Tomorrow it will just be funnier. 🐇
April 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It is tradition for us to listen to Sleep’s Dopesmoker on Easter. Tomorrow it will just be funnier. 🐇
Flyers from the first @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social Halfway to Halloween! #HalfwaytoHalloween
April 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Flyers from the first @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social Halfway to Halloween! #HalfwaytoHalloween
We picked up tix to see @viagraboys.bsky.social at Roadrunner in Boston this Sept. #wienerdog #ViagraBoys
April 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We picked up tix to see @viagraboys.bsky.social at Roadrunner in Boston this Sept. #wienerdog #ViagraBoys
We are late on Resident Alien, funny af. 👽😂
April 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We are late on Resident Alien, funny af. 👽😂
The inevitable conclusion to capitalism…
March 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The inevitable conclusion to capitalism…
Your mystery basket has limp celery, butterscotch chips, fish sticks and six dead lighters. Cook!
March 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Your mystery basket has limp celery, butterscotch chips, fish sticks and six dead lighters. Cook!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ no notes
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ no notes
There is no one lazier than me the morning after a @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social gig. ❤️
March 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There is no one lazier than me the morning after a @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social gig. ❤️
Sometimes i try to solve a #crossword using only across clues.
March 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sometimes i try to solve a #crossword using only across clues.
Who knew arguing about the correct solution to a poorly written math problem would be almost as popular as cats on the internet.
March 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Who knew arguing about the correct solution to a poorly written math problem would be almost as popular as cats on the internet.
I always assumed Leonardo DiCaprio was short. Turns out, dudes like 6 foot. #AverageKing
March 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I always assumed Leonardo DiCaprio was short. Turns out, dudes like 6 foot. #AverageKing