this girl came in to the restaurant yesterday with her friends and tipped me twelve percent on an $85 check. today, she came in again and misgendered/hit on me for her friend who liked me from yesterday, effectively committing three crimes against service workers in two days

came here to say im cuddling in bed with my gf and my bestie like the grandparents in willy wonka

was anyone else hoping for a split second that abracadabra by lady gaga was gonna be a steve miller cover

i feel fucking insane. details upon request

back at work again why the hell does this keep happening to me

in other news i got a freaking desktop today:) gonna be recording music and Most Certainly Purchasing Software soon:)

the more insane my boss gets the more idgaf what i look like. im rolling up today in the boygirl/girlboy earrings and a death grips sweatshirt

its evil and fucked up and sick and twisted how i have to go into work today

if u dont know how to treat ur girl right on valentines day thats ur problem 🙄

hi world its max me the same ole max from hits you know such as “instagram“ and “twitter”

no room tape out now

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love u all